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Horse Drug Sketch 2 Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2008, 3:56 PM BST

I'd have Gandalf lead out in cuff as well.

erm are you suggesting that Gandalf drugged them / did his magic? I don't follow...

Although that does give me an idea:

GANDALF IS ALSO BEING LED AWAY IN HANDCUFFS.

COMMENTATOR:
And Gandalf has also been arrested, on suspicion of transforming horses into mythical beasts. There had until now been unsubstantiated claims that he was here in China, by virtue of the opening ceremony including his famous fireworks displays.

Quote: Rob0 @ August 22 2008, 3:55 PM BST

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COMMENTATOR:
And there's been quite some controversy this year with rumours that horses have been drugged. Fortunately for organisers, the perpetrators were quickly identified.

CUT TO POLICE LEADING AWAY PEOPLE IN RIDING GEAR, WHO ARE HANDCUFFED. A POLICE VAN STANDS BY.

HORSES ARE ALSO BEING LEAD AWAY, ONE IS A UNICORN AND ANOTHER IS PEGASUS, WHO IS FLAPPING HIS WINGS IN DISTRESS.
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Haha that's very good.

Cheers Nick.

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