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Women are crazy Page 2

Do you want to write to Stephen Write, or Jeffrey Dahmer(except he's dead)?

That's the best excuse for being a serial killer.

Cos it proves guys are crazier.

I'm such a feminist I might stab some one.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 7:17 PM BST

I stopped to chat to a girl at work as I was leaving and I offered to throw out her rubbish as I was passing the bin on the way out, and she took that to mean I was saying she had a disgustingly messy desk. Was really offended. Huh.

That's not a woman thing, that's a freak thing! I would have just said "Switch off you paranoia switch, I was actually just trying to be a nice guy. We exist you know...", and walked away.

Actually, when you asked her this, had you actually remembered to put your trousers on? I can now see where it went wrong.....

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