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Most dangerous inanimate object. Page 2

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 11:47 AM BST

didn't Jason Bourne kill a few in the loo?

Oh aye, he's a sod for it.

And doesn't Bond kill somebody in a toilet at the very start of Casino Royale?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 11:47 AM BST

True, a lot of people die in bathrooms in horror movies also. And action movies - didn't Jason Bourne kill a few in the loo?

Being killed by a person in a bathroom is nowhere near as frightening as being killed *by* the bathroom. The bathroom's always there, ready to kill.

Thank God I'm pretty much addicted to beauty products. Otherwise my personal hygiene would probably drop due to bathroom phobia.

Austin Powers killed the Irish guy in the loo!

Elvis died on the loo. And I think Monroe OD'ed in a hotel restroom.

Jim Morrison probably died in a (French!) bathtub.

Do the French have bathtubs?

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2008, 9:10 PM BST

Do the French have bathtubs?

Only to die in, I guess.

Well they certainly don't wash in them! Sick

France, e'g' the landmass that's pretty inanimate.

I'm not sure you can call surrendering all the time dangerous...

But their delusions of grandeur are more than a little disturbing.

On the subject of France, what's the difference between a French woman and a basketball team?

The basketball team shower after four periods.

A-thank you.

Laughing out loud

Automatic doors.

For some reason they don't seem to know I'm there! Been caught three times. Not one, not two, but THREE in my lifetime. They are evil.

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