Gary Glitter song

Hiya,
Another new song from me.

It is a Gary Glitter parody about his child sex crimes and not being able to get into any countries.
It is entitled "I'm Into Child Brides" to the tune of "I've Never Been To Me" by Charlene.
It is a shortened version with just one verse and two choruses.

I'M INTO CHILD BRIDES
(To the tune of "I've Never Been To Me" by Charlene)
by Mikey J

Hey lady, young lady, would you be my wife
Don't need consent from your mother, in my perverted life
I've had a wet dream about the things I want to do to you
But I wish someone had done it to me
Like I wanna do it to you

(chorus 1)
I've been removed from Thailand
So many islands and
Anywhere I could run
Hong Kong airport had
Me deported and
Another scoop for The Sun
But I've run out of places and
Friendly faces
Since Vietnam set me free
I'm into child brides
In my evil fantasy

(chorus 2)
And I'm a paedophile
Who is in denial
But there are worse people than me
Michael Jackson used
Jesus Juice
But the bastard, he got off scot free
And I'm an old bloke who sings
And I've shown them things
That young girls are not s'posed to see
I'm into child brides
In my evil fantasy

Yeah, I'm into child brides
In my evil fantasy

END.

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ORIGINAL LYRICS:

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.

Oh, I've been to Georgia and
California
And anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a
Preacher man
and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places
And friendly faces
Because I had to be free
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

Oh, I've been to Niece
and the Isle of Greece
While I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in
Monte Carlo and
Showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

Wouldn't it be cleverer to do one of his songs?

Ironic that his first hit was an instrumental which he didn't actually sing on.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 21 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Wouldn't it be cleverer to do one of his songs?

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Yeah, I suppose.
It's just that I heard that Charlene song today and some of those lines just sprung out at me.

Ironic that his first hit was an instrumental which he didn't actually sing on.

That's a cool piece of trivia that I didn't know.

Don't know the song but good lyrics. Using his own songs would be better, though apart from "leader of the gang" I don't know any of his songs.

I only know of Leader Of The Gang and that awful Christmas song he did in the eighties.
I think it was called Rock n Roll Christmas.

If you've never heard the song, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBWBf36724

Oh, that works! Even if the song's not that well known, it's the sort of happy ballard that seems to work these lyrics.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

It is rather an old song though. In the early eighties, she was a one hit wonder. Sort of a cult hit , I suppose you could say.
If it gets on NR, I'm hoping that the majority of people are that kind of age to remember it lol

Wasn't she on Motown as well?

Quote: Mikey J @ August 21 2008, 12:38 AM BST

That's a cool piece of trivia that I didn't know.

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His first record was called Rock & Roll part 1 which he sang on. The B-side (when records had 2 playable sides) - part 2 was an instrumental and it only became a hit when they started playing the B-side.

He still insisted on posing and singing to it on Top of the Pops though.

Interesting.

And.... don't know if she was on Motown.
All I know is that she was a waitress who got discovered by a talent scout, but had one number one hit here, then disappeared.

Nice effective and works.

I was going to write paedo-holiday to the tune of summer holiday.

Go for it