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Dos Pilotos Españoles

INT. AVIÓN. DÍAS.

DOS PILOTOS ESPAÑOLES ESTÁN HABLANDO EN UN AVIÓN

PILOTO 1:
¿cuál es el tiempo

PILOTO 2:
Es hora de despegar.

PILOTO 1:
Voy a poner el motor en.

PILOTO 2:
No arranque el motor!

PILOTO 1:
¿por qué no

PILOTO 2:
Es el momento de despegar de su pantaloon.

PILOTO 1:
Por qué

PILOTO 2:
(ÉL LE BESA) Te quiero

LOS PILOTOS ABRAZO
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Great from the point everyone just rushed to google translate. Otherwise sounds like the ramblings of a lunatic

No es bueno

Alternatively you could just write (SPANISH WITH ENGLISH SUBS) in the action.

Quote: Chris Forshaw @ August 20 2008, 2:32 PM BST

EXT. A RUNWAY - DAY

A man is wearing a luminous vest, ear protection and holding 2 lights sticks to point planes in the right direction. He is just finishing a banana. He throws the banana skin over his shoulder. Another man (man2) dressed the same way comes over to him and points at the skin on the ground.

MAN2
(Speaking with a Spanish accent)
What are you doing? You can't drop litter on the runway

MAN1
(Also with a Spanish accent)
Like one little banana skin is going to affect a big plane

Quote: Mike Greybloke @ August 20 2008, 4:30 PM BST

I'm just confused about why two Spanish airport employees are speaking English to each other. THIS IS UNLIKELY TO HAPPEN.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 20 2008, 4:33 PM BST

Another fair point.

Quote: Morrace @ August 20 2008, 8:35 PM BST

So that means if we have any sketches set in a foreign country we have to post in that language?

Oh, alright then - enjoy! https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8787#P241698

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