Another Gary Glitter one I wrote a while ago.
EXT. ZEBRA CROSSING - DAY
A man is walking next to his daughter as she comes out of school. They begin to cross the road and a man snatches the girl and runs off. The dad dives at the man but doesn't catch him.
LOLLYPOP MAN
Who the hell was that?
HUSBAND
(Standing up with big sparkly platform boot in hand)
I don't know but I got his shoe
Made me laugh.
Quote: Chris Forshaw @ August 20 2008, 10:16 PM BSTAnother Gary Glitter one I wrote a while ago.
EXT. ZEBRA CROSSING - DAY
A man is walking next to his daughter as she comes out of school. They begin to cross the road and a man snatches the girl and runs off. The dad dives at the man but doesn't catch him.
LOLLYPOP MAN
Who the hell was that?HUSBAND
(Standing up with big sparkly platform boot in hand)
I don't know but I got his shoe
Good job, Chris.
Nice skit surprisingly subtle.
Not really sick, but keeping in with the Glitter tradition...
GARY GLITTER INTERVIEWED BY A NEWS REPORTER AT YET ANOTHER AIRPORT THAT TURNS HIM AWAY.
REPORTER:
How do you feel about getting told to piss off at every airport in Asia?
GLITTER:
It's a bit of a downer, but, with all this flying about, at least I've managed to stock up on duty free booze and air miles.
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:56 PM BSTHITLER IS IN THE BUNKER HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS HE IS A WRECK.
EVA BRAUN IS LOOKING GUILTY.HITLER
What do you mean you wanted me to round up all the shoes in Europe?
*Is currently gasping for air*
Very good.
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:56 PM BSTHITLER IS IN THE BUNKER HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS HE IS A WRECK.
EVA BRAUN IS LOOKING GUILTY.HITLER
What do you mean you wanted me to round up all the shoes in Europe?
Brilliant!
Gary Glitter's own brand tampon & condom boxed set - if she's old enough to bleed, she's bleedin' old enough.
Pretty good.
SHILPA SHETTY IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE POLICE
POLICE
Ms Shetty would you say you treated Ms Goody in any way diferently to the other contestants on Big Boss?
SHILPA
No if anything I gave her more chances to win.
POLICE
Yes the atomic kebab eating contest, the who can sit in nuclear waste longest challenge and the surprise day trip to Chernobyl. And as for the Strontium 90 face pack....
SHILPA
That was her own, have you seen how ugly she is?
Gary Glitter goes home to see
his wife packing her bags.
GARY:
Why are you packing your bags?
WIFE:
I didn't know you were such a degenerate!
WIFE:
Degenerate? That's a big word for an eight year old!
Quote: Griff @ August 21 2008, 11:32 AM BSTThat joke is ancient, as was NickTheDon's contribution. Original material please gentlemen!
Sorry - thought the thread 'The most offensive skit in the world' didn't have to be the poster's original!
It's funny how Gary Glitter sketches outnumber everything else that's sick in the world in this thread. 
Quote: Morrace @ August 21 2008, 12:02 PM BSTSorry - thought the thread 'The most offensive skit in the world' didn't have to be the poster's original!
Just make sure you give credit where it's due.
Quote: David Bussell @ August 21 2008, 12:14 PM BSTJust make sure you give credit where it's due.
Yes but who wrote it, Dave? Moses?