How about we post one after each other in an attempt to find the most offensive skit in the world?
Me first.
HUGE CROWD OF TERRIFIED AFRICAN REFUGEES INFRONT OF A HUGE GRAVE.
AN EVIL GENERAL APPROACHES THEM WITH HIS AIDE.
GENERAL
Mu ha ha! Prepare for genocide!
GRAMS
Land of confusion, by Genesis plays.
AIDE
Sorry commandante I only ever read the first 3 letters of your e-mails.
Happy now?
It was Phil Collins, not Genesis. >_< 
Now you'll edit it, Sooty, and make me look a complete cock ... or an even more complete cock than usual.
And if he read the first three words, wouldn't he have read "Prepare for Genocide"?
MAN
Where can they be oh where can they be? They're far too clever for silly old me. Ok your best at the hide and seek, but if I can't see you how can I give you your prize, it's icecream.
ANNE FRANK POPS OUT FROM BEHIND A BOOK CASE.
ANNE
Here I am, oh shit.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS ARE A BUNCH OF NAZIS ONE IN CLOWN MAKE UP.
MAN
Mu ha ha, I am Cuddly uncle Hanz the Bastard, worlds most evil chidrens entertainer.
Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 7:58 PM BSTIt was Phil Collins, not Genesis. >_<
Was Genesis, sorry SlagA http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3MzShg7yXik
Did think the either joke was funny, sorry 'bout that too.
Oh, the little bugger.
Evil sootyj's made SlagA look a complete cock.
Thats why I edited it, time for another nasty skit I reckon.
That little tinker. The Anna Frank one is great - if you end it with Anna seeing it's Nazis waiting for her. The tag on weakens a great gag.
WOMAN IN FLOODS OF TEARS.
Oh God I thought he was my friend, but then he put that thing in my drink, and then and then, he ripped my underwear off. I was so humiliated, more humiliated then when my pussy followed me to school and...
MAN
Why do you mention the cat? Only you put me off my stroke and I'm going to have start again.
PULLBACK TO REVEAL SHE IS ON A PSYCHIATRISTS COUCH, HE SITS BEHIND HER TROUSERS AND PANTS ROUND HIS ANKLES.
And when I write happy now it means I've edited.
You people know nothing of my work.
And can some one else write a nasty skit please.
KID TALKING TO HEADMASTER
HEAD
Gerald you are a bully and a vandal. Carving Jenny smells in every locker is dispicable.
KID
What you going to do about it you old bastard?
HEADMASTER
I think the new prefects will deal with you.
KID
Ha! I ain't scared of them.
HEADMASTER OPENS CUPBOARD
INSIDE ARE GARY GLITTER, JONATHON KING AND CLIFF RICHARD WEARING ONLY THONGS AND PREFECT TIES
HEADMASTER
You will be.
HITLER IS IN THE BUNKER HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS HE IS A WRECK.
EVA BRAUN IS LOOKING GUILTY.
HITLER
What do you mean you wanted me to round up all the shoes in Europe?
hahaha I like that (Hitler) one.
You're getting closer.
hmmm. How about this, presuming you're looking for crudity and depravity.
GARRY GLITTER IS IN A WHOREHOUSE IN AMSTERDAM, TRYING TO CHOOSE FROM A LINE OF PROSITUTES.
GLITTER:
Hmm. Not sure. Girls are nice, but have you got any in a smaller size?
Ooh very nice!