What-ho chums!?

Dear all,

Couldn't resist joining up to get to know you. I've read some of your work, and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'd love to be accepted into your marvellous clan.

I'm 18, I'm Australian (though I managed to resist greeting you with "g'day"), and I inhabit a lonley world of tedium, frustration and despair thanks to my status as a law student.

I'm into sketch and sitcom writing, comedic acting, surreal cartooning, making bizzare music, misanthropy, faux anti-Americanism and spinelessness.

Cheers,

Tom.

Hello Tommy... I'm a great lover of Australia so welcome!

You're up late!

Hello Tommy

Hello Ellie. I'm waiting to watch Mr Usain bolt the 200m.

Thanks for the speedy reply!

Ha - we're all pretty speedy with our typing here.

Halo Nil

Dear Tommy,

Re: What-ho Chums

Thanks you for your note of introduction. Welcome to the website.

Kind Regards,

Simon

P.s. Aaron'll correct your spelling of bizarre, but that's just his way of saying he likes you.

Hello Tommy, hope the law student bit and the spinlessness aren't too closely connected!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 20 2008, 2:29 PM BST

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But he's never corrected me? Oh, I see...

F C E K - ing "bizarre"... what a poor first impression. >_<

Hello and welcome, Tommy!

It's always good to have a lawyer around. You're not by any chance specialised on intellectual property law, are you?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 20 2008, 2:29 PM BST

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I'll correct you in a minute! *greases whip*

Hello to Tommy.

What's your favourite pizza topping?

Well, pizza with witchetty grubs and all manner of bush tucker besides is truly wonderful. Brings out the masochist in me.

No intellectual property law qualifications or capabilities yet, I'm afraid.

For the record: Usain Bolt broke the record.