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Foibles and Idiosyncrasies - don't be shy Page 10
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2008, 8:46 PM BSTThe golden love-egg?
I feel dirty. *shudders*
The implication was she was on the end of SlaggA's cock.
But come to think of it some one should call social services on Willy Wonka.
Magical tour of sweet factory indeed!
She doesn't care how, she wants it NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Jeez Aaron you once more acheive the rare hnour of distrubing me!
Roald Dahl is a c**t. I have to read extracts from WWATCF next term to my class and I always come so close to saying Willy Wanker that it's almost too much!
We are quite a disturbed bunch here. I'll add a couple:
1. Like SlagA, I very rarely answer the door if I don't know the person knocking. Which has led to some awkward turning off of the TV (or anything that would lead them to think someone's in) and then hiding for a short while until they go. Don't think I've been spotted though.
2. When in bed at night I often conduct my own imaginary interviews where I'm a guest on Jonathan Ross. I've been a 'guest' as a musician, actor, writer and a comedian. I'm dead talented in my head.
3. I can sort of detect whether a TV is on in a house/room even when standing far away from the room (and even when the TV is on mute or not even on any channel). For example, at my old school, when I start walking down a corridor I can tell before I get near to the door of any of the classrooms whether there's a TV on in any of them. I think it could be because I hear the static at a very high frequency, but I'm not sure if anyone else can do it too because I've never told anyone.
4. When I'm having a conversation with someone, I'll often imagine I'm typing out the conversation on a computer keyboard in my head. For example if someone said a sentence, I'd pause and then imagine myself typing out that sentence on a keyboard.
5. Sometimes when I'm in a car, driving down a motorway or something, I'd clench the left buttcheek muscle when we go post a lamp on the left side, and the right buttcheek muscle when we go past a lamp on the right side. I think this might have given me quite a toned arse.
6. When eating food, like yoghurt or something quite liquidy, I like to push a little bit out of my mouth so I can feel the food against my lips. This can lead to some embarassing situations where I do it too much and just end up dribbling all down myself.
7. If someone talks to me in an accent, I often have to really try hard not to impersonate their accent back to them. It's incredibly hard with Irish people especially.