Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 10:00 AM BSTYep. Like the rest of Spaced.
Nobody who carries a skateboard under their arm and draws comics should feature positively in a sitcom.
What is your all-time favourite joke or sketch? Page 4
Back in the day, stars of film and famous faces would make little no smoking trailers before the film was shown in some countries with the idea of if a celeb told you not to smoke in the theatre , you wouldn't. This was John Waters.
I'm not a smoker but it does somewhat tickle me.
A joke I heard today that made me chuckle, and I don't know what thread to put it in:
Why was Captain Kirk's wife covered in poo?
Because William Shatner.
LOL.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Doctor Dre.
Very good.
Why does Snoop need an umbrella?
Fo drizzle.
Not favourite joke
Quote: David Bussell @ August 21 2008, 8:41 AM BSTWhat's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Doctor Dre.
I like!
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.
Oh that's quite good. *adds it to brain*
Know what makes me angry?
When I can't get the lid of the valium.
Also love the old Morecambe and wise sketch with the line "He won't sell many ice creams going that fast" as an abulance drives past.
Too many cooks/selling like hot cakes on Big Train.
are a few that spring to mind
Ah, that's a good one. (M&W)
You people aim so low with your cult uk shows. Shame on you.
One of my favourite jokes/dialogue is this bit from Annie Hall:
REPORTER:
You catch Dylan?
ALVY:
(Coughing)
Me? No, no. I-I couldn't make it that night. My raccoon had hepatitis.
REPORTER:
You have a raccoon?
ALVY:
Tsch, a few.
. . . Hilarious.
Cat Wars!
I heard Jeremy Beadle had a small penis. But on the other hand...