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What is your all-time favourite joke or sketch? Page 2

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Quote: Seefacts @ August 19 2008, 7:31 PM BST

Sorry, what?

You really should post with the quote.

I really don't know what's going on anymore.

Here's a good one.

Question: Why did the bus stop?

Answer: Because they took the bag.

Quote: Seefacts @ August 19 2008, 7:34 PM BST

I really don't know what's going on anymore.

Don't you get newspapers in prison?

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 7:37 PM BST

Don't you get newspapers in prison?

Red tops, as they act as pornography.

What's blue and shags grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit.

Oh dear.

Ha ha.

My fave http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_P7dileY9sY

And obviously http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEuHZNbHac&feature=related

When 'Sammy the Snake' explodes in Phoenix Nights:

Bryan Potter: Have you swept that cock up, you?

Kenny Snr: Most of it... One of the balls went over a garden and they said we can't have it back.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 19 2008, 11:13 PM BST

My fave http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_P7dileY9sY

And obviously http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEuHZNbHac&feature=related

The slow motion gunfight from Spaced... Christ that's so unfunny.

The other clip features an early appearance of Sam Tyler's dad, life on mars trivia hunters.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 20 2008, 12:39 AM BST

The slow motion gunfight from Spaced... Christ that's so unfunny.

Wrong. Angry

It's a bit 'fan boy' for me.

It's not what's good about Spaced, and it's too easy to just say 'That's the best bit'.

Barry Cryer's one-liners were quite funny too:
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange. I thought, 'No, it doesn't.'"

Dan

Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 10:18 AM BST

I don't think anything has made me laugh so consistently over the years as I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

I REALLY can't stand that show.

Quote: Seefacts @ August 20 2008, 10:13 AM BST

It's a bit 'fan boy' for me.

It's not what's good about Spaced, and it's too easy to just say 'That's the best bit'.

It's my fave. Nobody is forcing anyone else to like it FFS.

"What is your all-time favourite joke or sketch?"

P.S. Peep Show rocks too.

Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 10:18 AM BST

I don't think anything has made me laugh so consistently over the years as I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

I don't know why, but I really love the singing games. Laughing out loud moments for me, although they're probably meant to be only fillers.

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