Stuff the OED! This is the place to define popular words used on the site, for example "Prezunctly."
GO! 
BSG Dictionary
Rapey - A person who exhibits creepy behaviour but in a sweet and harmless way.
For example: she's looking at me damningly now and re-questioning whether you're a rapey 50 year old.
I'm in a dictionary, being quoted! *faints* 
Bollockocity - The quantifier of to what extent someone, or something, is bollocks.
For example: the sheer bollockocity of professional football is off the scale.
Sketch,
A form of sausage made from offcuts, principaly bollocks, fat and offal. Of no nutritional value, may contain untreateds bullshit as filler.
Example: Ooh look a big plate of sketches.
I'm not eating those they're Sootyj's they both stink, and are completely tasteless.
Sitcom extract.
A similar sausage to the sketch but substanially larger. Causes severe indegstion, and failure of humour in any one foolish enough to finish one.
Critique, home of the EU sketch and sitcom mountain.
Maybe radioactivley unfunny for upto a 1000 years.
Alt: A slang term for a psychiatric hospital.
Example: They should stick that bloody Slobodan in critique for the rest of his days.
Skit,
Often mistaken for a sketch. A mass produced sketch with a higher than usual bollock quotient.
Alt: A particularly stubborn underpant stains.
Example: Have you produced some skits today? No these nylon yfronts are just a bit sweaty.
Grammar Nazi : Aaron rule over BSG.
Simon Stratton <simon.stratton@gmail.com>
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date Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 5:01 PM
subject Submission of a new word
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hide details Aug 15 (4 days ago) Reply
Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to submit the words 'Bollockocity' and 'Rapey' for consideration by the OED - they have been used many times online (originating on the British Sitcom Guide Forums and first used by 'Elliot S' and 'Aaron Imabiggaynazi'). I have included clarification below:
Rapey - A person who exhibits creepy behaviour but in a sweet and harmless way.
For example: she's looking at me damningly now and re-questioning whether you're a rapey 50 year old.
Bollockocity - The quantifier of to what extent someone, or something, is bollocks.
For exmaple: the sheer bollockocity of professional football is off the scale.
Best Regards,
Simon Stratton
Ok, this time it isn't real...
Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 5:18 PM BSTBollockocity - The quantifier of to what extent someone, or something, is bollocks.
For exmaple: the sheer bollockocity of professional football is off the scale.
A spelling mistake from the almighty Aaron?!?
Well spotted - that's only the second one in the entire history of BSG. I think.
Actually, "rapey" is from The Inbetweeners.
Quote: Chickenoriental @ August 19 2008, 6:55 PM BST
No. A typo.
Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 6:57 PM BSTActually, "rapey" is from The Inbetweeners.
Ssssshhh.
Ubergrats - Congratulations of a very huge standard.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 19 2008, 6:53 PM BST(....... and 'Aaron Imabiggaynazi')
I mean
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 6:59 PM BST"rapey" has been out for ages. They say it all the time on Popbitch.
It probably should actually be in the dictionary then I guess. Not that I would want to take time out to submit it for inclusion.
Chapman: A derogatory term used for a writer near death.
Roscoff: Celebratory term for an unbelievably talented sketch writing bear. See sig.
Wasn't someone's name used as a verb in one of the threads? I seem to remember a discussion about that.