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Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Patients should not be given the news they have cancer in that way, nor should they continue to be filmed in a distressed state once they have been given the news. That is all there is to it.

They certainly shouldn't hear about it from sootyj.

It's a valuable service I provide to the NHS.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 2:52 PM BST

They certainly shouldn't hear about it from sootyj.

Sounds like a horrible cross-breed of "Surprise, Surprise" and "You've been framed".

You've been maimed.

Surprise demise.

Quote: Rob0 @ August 19 2008, 2:59 PM BST

Sounds like a horrible cross-breed of "Surprise, Surprise" and "You've been framed".

"surprice Surprise youve bin fram'ed"

(SCNR. Love you, Sooty!)

eh?

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2008, 2:42 PM BST

It's got some good bits.

Yeah, like dentistry. And internet pornography.

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These days you can have both at the same time.

Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 3:18 PM BST

But yeah internet porn has improved massively since the old days of rendering lesbian sexfests using ASCII characters.

Laughing out loud

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For all the lesbian chubby chasers out there.

http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/a-z/a-z.html

Phwoor

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