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FACT! Post 10 facts about yourself Page 4

Well mine are quite boring... but I still have time! :D

1. I'm 18

2. I nearly died before doctors discovered im a Type 1 diabetic which i have been for 6 years now.

3. My uncle has ran in the London marathon and appeared as a contestant on brainteaser and the weakest link.. failed to win either

4. I have been in love once and still going out with her, We have been together almost 5 years straight! :)

5. I only wear black cotton socks

6. I genuinely honestly have seen the numbers '911' every day since the terrorist attack.. not even joking!

7. I can't swim due to a slight phobia/fear of large volumes of water

8. I haven't been on holiday in 8 years, my last was in devon

9. Bodger and badger came to my house after I got tonsillitis when I was 8, my aunty worked for the local newspaper and had connections!

10. I'm not much of a drinker and I have never smoked

;)

1. I can be a bit narcissistic, which is why I'm joining in on this thread.

2. I buy quite a lot of hats, but only ever wear them around the house.

3. I have read 8 Mills & Boon books over the past month.

4. Because I am currently writing a book I want them to publish.

5. It has a sexy Italian priest in it. Who is also a model... And even the description of it makes me laugh.

6. I don't dance.

7. I am part Argentinian but no one ever believes me because I am such a whitey.

8. I've never broken anything or been to hospital.

9. I have eaten raspberries every day for the past week.

10. The city I love most in the world after London, is Milton Keynes.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 11:40 AM BST

2. I buy quite a lot of hats, but only ever wear them around the house.

*imagines zooo strutting around in a black velvet fedora and giggles*

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 11:40 AM BST

3. I have read 8 Mills & Boon books over the past month.

This actually quite surprises me after what you've said in the past! :P

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 11:40 AM BST

5. It has a sexy Italian priest in it. Who is also a model... And even the description of it makes me laugh.

I must read this book.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 11:40 AM BST

7. I am part Argentinian but no one ever believes me because I am such a whitey.

Woo hoo! Go whities! :D

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 11:54 AM BST

*imagines zooo strutting around in just a black velvet fedora and giggles*

:O

And now, a strong contestant for top 3 most boring useless trivia :)

1. I have lived in the Soviet Union for 18 years. No, you have no idea what it's like, and do not ask.
2. I've been huge fan of metal music since 1987, and I listen to it for hours every day. Despite that, I look like nothing a metal fan - except, see nr.3
3. I wear mostly black. Except on hot summer days.
4. There are only two people in the world I love more than myself.
5. I have drunk fairly large amount of moonshine (strong homemade alcohol) before 1991.
6. I smoked for 18 years almost daily and dropped cold turkey. My wife didn't even notice until three days later.
7. I could eat pizza every day for breakfast, dinner and supper. I buy a pizza once a month.
8. I absolutely love Gerald Durrell books and reread them at least once in few years.
9. I used to translate films and series for local TV station (James Bond movies, MASH, Moonlighting, etc.). Now I translate books (Dan Brown's thrillers and stuff).
10. Many people refer to me by nickname in real life, due to the fact that they do not know my real name, and I've had this nickname in the virtual world for more than a decade.
11. (bonus) I don't get out much. But you noticed that.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 18 2008, 11:56 AM BST

:O

See, it doesn't work when you add words. It's just pathetic.

I thought it was quite funny.

Do your list, Aaron!

Quote: WrongTale @ August 18 2008, 11:56 AM BST

1. I have lived in the Soviet Union for 18 years. No, you have no idea what it's like, and do not ask.
9. I used to translate films and series for local TV station (James Bond movies, MASH, Moonlighting, etc.). Now I translate books (Dan Brown's thrillers and stuff).
10. Many people refer to me by nickname in real life, due to the fact that they do not know my real name, and I've had this nickname in the virtual world for more than a decade.
11. (bonus) I don't get out much. But you noticed that.

Ooh I like the sound of you. And what an ace job!

Quote: WrongTale @ August 18 2008, 11:56 AM BST

1. I have lived in the Soviet Union for 18 years. No, you have no idea what it's like, and do not ask.

Hell, is my reckoning. (You can't say that yourself 'cos the FSB'll get ya.)

Quote: WrongTale @ August 18 2008, 11:56 AM BST

6. I smoked for 18 years almost daily and dropped cold turkey. My wife didn't even notice until three days later.

Observant lady! :D

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 11:59 AM BST

Hell, is my reckoning. (You can't say that yourself 'cos the FSB'll get ya.)

Eh? no, they won't. FSB (...former KGB, is what he means) do not have much power over independent countries, even neighbours of Russia... and this is not Belarus or China - we can say what we want. Pretty much like in countries West of us.
The problem is, we can say what we want, but nothing changes anyway ;)

Quote: WrongTale @ August 18 2008, 12:04 PM BST

we can say what we want. Pretty much like in countries West of us.
The problem is, we can say what we want, but nothing changes anyway ;)

That's no different. A million people marched in London against the war in Iraq but they went ahead anyway.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2008, 10:30 AM BST

6) I used to collect broken lightbulbs when I was a child.

There's something poetically haunting and evocative about this.

I broke a lighbulb once with a Smurf, I would have sent it to you if I'd known.

Quote: WrongTale @ August 18 2008, 11:56 AM BST

1. I have lived in the Soviet Union for 18 years. No, you have no idea what it's like, and do not ask.

Go on, what's the main differences from living in the UK? Is there still a big mafia presence?

I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE SOVIET UNION!
TELL ME YOU BASTARD!TELL ME!!

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 18 2008, 12:24 PM BST

I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE SOVIET UNION!
TELL ME YOU BASTARD!TELL ME!!

You really do have too many e-numbers in your diet. ;)

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