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Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ August 21 2008, 12:51 AM BST

4.I followed Ricky Gervais in Bloomsbury.

Haha!
Followed him where?

Quote: Rob0 @ August 21 2008, 12:58 AM BST

I'll advocate it in your words. If your mate had it done at eight days he wouldn't have had the double pain later of the foreskin stretch AND the snip. Dunno in terms of pleasure though, you'll have to ask someone who was old enough to note the difference.

I'm not actually sure how old he was when he had it done. Could have been that early. I just know that he did, and for that reason.

Quote: Rob0 @ August 21 2008, 12:58 AM BST

I'll advocate it in your words. If your mate had it done at eight days he wouldn't have had the double pain later of the foreskin stretch AND the snip. Dunno in terms of pleasure though, you'll have to ask someone who was old enough to note the difference.

I'm not reading this thread any more

To be fair, NHS direct is probably a better bet. You might want a vet, bear. Though having seen animal hospital I wouldn't bloody well let one near me

Quote: Rob0 @ August 21 2008, 1:25 AM BST

To be fair, NHS direct is probably a better bet. You might want a vet, bear. Though having seen animal hospital I wouldn't bloody well let one near me

At least it's civilized nowadays - there was a time we dumb beasts didn't even get anaesthetic

I can't actually believe we've been talking about Timbo's foreskin in the same tone as if, say, his coffee table was a bit too big.

Woud it not be weirder to do that the other way round?

Thanks, Aaron.
And this is the car: http://www.whatcar.com/car-review-summary.aspx?rt=2695

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 21 2008, 7:43 AM BST

I can't actually believe we've been talking about Timbo's foreskin in the same tone as if, say, his coffee table was a bit too big.

Laughing out loud

11. I once gave away a car to a tramp.
12. I've been Ill only twice in the last 20 years, and then just for a day.
13. I've been to 29 States of America.
14. I have fans in Vancouver that last Summer I went abroad to meet.
15. I'm aware this makes me sound like a prick.
16. I am all that at GTA4.
17. I do not have HIV.
18. I have been to a sorority party.
19. I have spent a night with Tim Soul. Non-sexually.
20. I have been involved in a motorway pile up.

11 More details please

Quote: Griff @ August 21 2008, 10:22 AM BST

20 more details please.

Ditto.

Quote: WrongTale @ August 21 2008, 8:02 AM BST

Thanks, Aaron.
And this is the car: http://www.whatcar.com/car-review-summary.aspx?rt=2695

Chunky stylings. Clarkson would loathe it. Kinda funky though.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 21 2008, 8:31 AM BST

14. I have fans in Vancouver that last Summer I went abroad to meet.
15. I'm aware this makes me sound like a prick.

It's not that which makes you sound like a prick. ;)

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 20 2008, 11:45 PM BST

16. If I was born a girl I would have been called Stephanie.

Oh, that reminds me...

11. I was almost named Emile or Guy

Sorry that so many of these are football-related:

11. From the ages of three to sixteen, I had to attend Ukrainian school on Saturday mornings. This is the reason I am not a professional footballer and also why I know nothing about Battle of the Planets. I couldn't bunk off as my Dad was the headmaster.

12. I scored two goals for the school football team: one on my debut in the very first match in Year 9 and one in the very last game of the Upper Sixth form (Year 13). Both were from outside the box. Neither was particularly well hit.

13. My mum worked with Girls Alouds' Kimberley's mum.

14. I genuinely like Girls Aloud's music.

15. My dad taught ex-Wolves/Spurs/Southampton footballer Dean Richards. He says he was a really nice kid but not the brightest match in the pack.

16. My brother-in-law had weekend trials with Halifax Town. He broke his finger in the first hour and couldn't play on as he is a goalkeeper.

17. My brother-in-law used to work with Chewbacca.

18. My sole TV appearance is on Match of the Day looking seriously pissed off, just above a celebrating Stefan Iversen after he put Spurs ahead.

19. I firmly believe that those wheel things that cut pizza are one of the world's greatest inventions.

20. I have been stopped for speeding twice. Both on the M1 and never by speed camera. From these experiences, I have learnt not to say the following things:
-- "Kidnapping? Armed-robbery? Oh, *speeding*..."
-- "That's nothing! You should have seen me ten minutes ago; I was *flying*!"
-- "No, Ossifer. Nothing at all"

Dan

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