Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:51 PM BSTI just noticed Marc P sneakily updated his 10.
Respect !!!
Actually I hit send after I had only written two things and edited it to do the others, but I was watching neighbours from last night so it took a little longer than it should.
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:51 PM BSTSooty how did you manage to run down yourself and your instructor in the first lesson ? Did you have one of those remote control BMWs like James Bond in Goldeneye ?
No, he's really Brian Harvey.
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:51 PM BSTI just noticed Marc P sneakily updated his 10.
Respect !!!
Sooty how did you manage to run down yourself and your instructor in the first lesson ? Did you have one of those remote control BMWs like James Bond in Goldeneye ?
Nope it was on Kibbutz I was on a tractor and it ran with out a clutch, e.g. with no one in the seat.
I started it up he gort in the way a glancing blow.
I jumped off ran to his aid, he'd thrown himself forward so I was in the beasts line of attack.
Fortunately some one else jumped on it before it entered Jordan and kicked off another war (albeit 14 started Middle East conflict would have been ace)
I was only entrusted with a bike after that.
With which I managed to cause even more carnage.
Ah yes Jordan the slag and Jordan the Hashemite kingdom gags.
If I was going to form a nation, I'd call it
Jade Goody's capacious twatistan.
My kingdom would always be in the press.
Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 11:27 AM BSTFrankie's the most interesting person here, it seems.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2008, 11:32 AM BSTWell if I'd been alive as long as Frankie I'd probably be a bit more interesting.
He he that's exactly what I was thinking Ellie! I must be the oldest person on here I think at 39...
Well, if nothing else, in my life I have given the ball a kick BUT it's only bounced back in my face mostly!!!
Frankie xxx
Here's my 10 facts:
1. I once worked for 2 days in a chocolate factory.
2. I had a letter published in NME in 2005 which described Dominic Masters from The Others as "a f**king c**t".
3. Never broken any bones.
4. The first gig I went to was Blur at The NEC in 1999.
5. My favourite type of cat is a Scottish Fold cat.
6. I once bought a Slade flexidisc for 20p and then sold it for £14.00
7. I had my first MP3 player in 1999.
8. I've had the same bike for nearly 15 years, so that means I've had it since my last year at primary school.
9. My favourite meat is lamb.
10. I can ride a unicycle. A bit.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 19 2008, 5:38 PM BST3. Never broken any bones.
A lot of milk drinkers round here then.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 19 2008, 5:38 PM BST2. I had a letter published in NME in 2005 which described Dominic Masters from The Others as "a f**king c**t".
I'm really suprised there's another person on here who knows who he is! WH do you think he's a c**t?
In my top 10 I would have included points that I'd seen him in his underpants (a gruesome sight) and that I'd seen him almost burn his flat down but I didn't include them because I didn't think anyone would know him!
I haven't managed to read them all yet. Has anybody admitted to having sex with one of their pets? I'm just curious! 
Quote: NickTheDon @ August 19 2008, 5:49 PM BSTI'm really suprised there's another person on here who knows who he is! WH do you think he's a c**t?
Your top 10 mention of him inspired my one!
I think he's a f**king c**t because he used to spout so much dribble as regards drug taking.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 19 2008, 5:58 PM BSTYour top 10 mention of him inspired my one!
I think he's a f**king c**t because he used to spout so much dribble as regards drug taking.
Haha, that's true. He didn't half put his foot in it when he talked about drugs.
Awwwww!
Awww putty tat!!!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 19 2008, 5:53 PM BSTI haven't managed to read them all yet. Has anybody admitted to having sex with one of their pets? I'm just curious!