Plastic Surgeon - Song

ON THE OCCASION OF MADONNA'S FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY
(TO THE TUNE OF 'LIKE A VIRGIN')

I made it through my fifth decade.
Somehow I hit Five-Oh.
Didn't know how old I looked,
Till I read Hello.

I'm in Heat, on the street,
I'd been papped, eyes were black and blue.
Cos I hadn't healed.
But you've made my face
Shiny and new.

Plastic Surgeon
Touched for the seventeenth time
Plastic Surgeon
Took my eye bags
And laughter lines.

I've been trying to hide my face lift
My looks are fading fast
Thought I'd try to distract you
With my leotard ass.

I'm so coy, 'bout my op
Throw a strop, if you say it's weird
But I can't go on
With another one
I'll end up with a beard.

Plastic Surgeon
Gave all my wrinkles a shot
Plastic Surgeon
But he can't zap
My liver spots

Oooh, oooh, oooh

I can't smile, for six weeks
If I do, I will bust a stitch
Make my nose fall off
If I even cough
Or go down on Guy Ritch

Plastic Surgeon
Gave me a nip and a tuck
Thanks to Surgeon
I'm a granny
You'd like to f**k

Plastic Surgeon (repeat to fade)

Brilliant! It's a shame that 'Spitting Image' isn't still running they'd be bound to take it!

It's very good. Too good for mortal ears.

My only pointer is the line "Or go down on Guy Ritch"

I'm not too familiar with the song but in my head it would go better if you just have it as "Or go down on Guy"

This one's extremely good. No surgery required

Excellent idea to use her own song against her, you get the recognition without need to stay too close to the original. Lots of jokes. Very well done.

Hahaha!

It's good one. Nice work.

Bo.

Nicely done. My only concern - didn't Weird Al do 'Like a Surgeon' already?

*Checks Google*

Yes, yes he did. The subject matter is different though. And apparently his was Madonna-approved.

Cool, just so long as it's different enough.

Apparently, Madonna actually asked him to parody her song. That's like making up your own nickname.