Sketch Ref:: The Precautious jealous girlfriend
INT: BEDROOM 2.
A YOUNG COUPLE GET READY FOR BED
MAN:
I hope I do well at this interview in the morning
WOMAN:
Oh you will darling; you've just had some bad luck
MAN:
Yeah, lets hope I don’t have anymore though
WOMAN:
Oh I’m sure you will do great and get that job but don't you go flirty with your new work floozies when you do
MAN:
Of course not
WOMAN:
I'm serious!
MAN LAUGHS AND GOES TO SLEEP
SCENE CUTS TO NEXT MORNING, SAME ROOM
THE MAN IS SAT ON THE END OF HIS BED, STILL UNDRESSED, FRANTICALLY TRYING TO PULL A WEDDING RING OFF OF HIS FINGER.
HIS HAND IS VERY FOCAL TO THE SHOT AND IT IS BEING HELD VIRTUALLY IN FRONT OF HIS HYSTERICAL FACE
MAN:
Why! Why did you glue a ring to my finger?
CUT TO SOBBING GIRLFRIEND THEN BACK TO MAN
MAN:
Now my hands are stuck together, argh! I've got the job interview to get to!
WOMAN:
I didn't want no power mad woman boss thinking she could take advantage of you
MAN:
We're not even engaged!
(HE SAYS STILL TUGGING AT RING)
We'll never gonna be engaged!
(HE SAYS NASTILY)
WOMAN SOBS
CUT TO MANS FACE
HE SCREAMS AND RAISES HIS HANDS IN FRONT OF HIS FACE. ONE HAND IS BLOODY AND MISSING HIS WEDDING RING FINGER, WHICH THE OTHER HAND IS HOLDING.
HE LOOKS AT HIS DISMEMBERED FINGER AND SCREAMS AGAIN AND DROPS IT AFTER SHAKING IT UNSTUCK
CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO SEE HIM STILL SITTING ON THE END OF HIS BED NAKED, AND HIS SUPER GLUED FINGER LANDS IN HIS LAP, SLIPPING INTO HIS UNDERPANTS, STICKING TO HIS PENIS. HE SCREAMS AGAIN
WOMAN SCREAMS. SHE GOES TO GRAB FINGER, SCENE FADES OUT AND YOU HEAR MAN SCREAM AGAIN
MAN
OH GAWD NOOOOOOO!
RIPPING SOUND
SKETCH ENDS
