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Quote: Aaron @ August 17 2008, 6:03 PM BST

Lovey Lovey Lovey

Mother of Mark :O Teary :$ :S

Nobody's perfect. :)

my top 5 working class quotes;

"Finish yer plate"

"We don't need to buy one, I'll make one for you"

"Don't put it in the bin, put it in the tub, we'll eat it tommorow"

"boyfriend? what team does he support?"

"judging by the bruises on your body Kim, we are wondering if things are okay back home? We are beginning to think that your parents are perhaps...y'know...catholic."

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2008, 6:04 PM BST

And Thatcher didn't make my family working class I think generations of poor breeding did.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 17 2008, 6:07 PM BST

"boyfriend? what team does he support?"

"judging by the bruises on your body Kim, we are wondering if things are okay back home? We are beginning to think that your parents are perhaps...y'know...catholic."

Laughing out loud

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 17 2008, 6:07 PM BST

my top 5 working class quotes;

"Finish yer plate"

"We don't need to buy one, I'll make one for you"

"Don't put it in the bin, put it in the tub, we'll eat it tommorow"

"boyfriend? what team does he support?"

"judging by the bruises on your body Kim, we are wondering if things are okay back home? We are beginning to think that your parents are perhaps...y'know...catholic."

"We'll keep that it's a good bucket" - My mother :(

Dear god I need a promotion.

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2008, 6:12 PM BST

"We'll keep that it's a good bucket" - My mother :(

Dear god I need a promotion.

Seriously? You were about to throw a perfectly good bucket away? Rich bastard.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 6:28 PM BST

Seriously? You were about to throw a perfectly good bucket away? Rich bastard.

We were are a household that owns 3 buckets...

Don't like to show off or anything Cool

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2008, 6:30 PM BST

We were are a household that owns 3 buckets...

Don't like to show off or anything Cool

Luxury, we used to have 1 bucket and it had a whole in it...

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2008, 6:30 PM BST

We were are a household that owns 3 buckets...

Don't like to show off or anything Cool

My father would give me to you for one of those..

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 17 2008, 6:40 PM BST

My father would give me to you for one of those..

I would but the car journey to Scotland itself is worth 6 buckets.

And my fanny is as useful as 10

oh yes, I went there...I went there, had sex with it and didn't call back!

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2008, 6:41 PM BST

I would but the car journey to Scotland itself is worth 6 buckets.

She might be able to hold three buckets worth of fluids, then you'd be up on the deal. That just sounds wrong.

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 17 2008, 6:42 PM BST

And my fanny is as useful as 10

oh yes, I went there...I went there, had sex with it and didn't call back!

Buckets are notorious for not calling back.

Quote: Kim Griffin @ August 17 2008, 6:42 PM BST

And my fanny is as useful as 10

Lovey

I'll be right there!

Wait as useful as 10 buckets or as big, because I'm not interested if it's the second one.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 6:44 PM BST

Buckets are notorious for not calling back.

I'd bet a bucket on that anyday of the week.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 17 2008, 5:31 PM BST

KIM! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

Towards, not away.... towards...

either way, I just want to lose weight....

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