This is actually a bit of a mix between the original and the Puff Daddy/Faith Evans cover, structurally. I usually don't like comedy songs but this was a lot of fun to write!
Every simple Chav, every public lav.
Every law you break, every dump you take,
we'll be watching you.
Every bride and groom, every changing room.
On your honeymoon, at 10x zoom,
we'll be watching you.
(refrain)
Snapped at 41, on a barren country lane.
Now you've a grand to pay, may as well been dogging away, by Diana's grave.
Every puff you take, sneaking out on a break.
Every fine you pay, will come out your JSA,
sorry about that mate.
And tell every school, to tell every child,
Our employee no. 219, Mr Peter File,
he'll be watching you.
(bridge)
We saw your mum, getting hit by a bus.
Google streetview, ain't got shit on us.
Paparazzi scum, just stole our tape,
Where your favourite player, will soon be charged with rape.
Falling out the bar, your Great Danes' faux pas,
And your girlfriend's arse, are now Utube stars,
We love watching you.
(refrain)
Candid camera, asked us for your name.
We won fifty quid, when you slipped in shit,
Fell arse over tit, slipped a disc,
In front of your ex, and her boyfriends kids.
Now we'll all be watching yoouuuuuu!
The original goes on for too long, I think, to submit to Treason. Would like to know if my size is ok (*cough*).