2. Continuing the Flashman series of novels by the late George Macdonald Fraser.
Just bought the last one. Will save it for a treat.
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Quote: Aaron @ August 16 2008, 12:32 PM BSTSeefacts's own draft version:
Good luck, Marc.
Quote: Griff @ August 16 2008, 1:17 PM BST3. Another Blackadder series before the cast get too old.
Which era? Just out of curiousity.
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Deeur miss LAydee wot I riped
I am writes frum brordmore Hospidal,were i sit Al day nd red abaot hoarses.
I as sorry fer wen I riped yew. it wus bad fing too doo.
Peder.
My Darling Clementine,
Every morn I look out of the square window of my room, holding onto the vertical bars like a pair of cruifixes, and gaze upon the flower that bears your name and dream only of you. This morning it was watered by Norman, one of the trustees. He is as bald as an egg but is allowed gardening implements because, unlike many of my fellow guests here, he doesn't see them as sex aids.
Sadly my darling, as I write, there is still some confusion as to what I am doing here. I booked us a lovely week-end on the Orient express and instead I seem to have been mixed up with someone else and ended up in this health farm. I have to say they have quite a strict regime,I have lost eight pounds already. I am turning into a veritable rake. Ooops I am sorry my darling I know how that word excites you. Perhaps you could have a word with your teacher about the confuson, he may be able to write a letter to the authorities here if you find some of the big letters hard to spell. I have a chap called Sebastian who comes twice daily. He also helps me out with my writing. But he finds Dara O Brien funny which I have to say I find deeply disturbing. He is chuckling even now as he tells me how to spell it. It is not a very nice chuckle, mind, and for some reason he keeps calling me his little hoe. Mind you he does like to play that game we thought we had invented, my goodness but my knees are scraped raw some nights.
I have to go now, the nurse is bringing in the little cart with vitamin pills. I don't know why vitamins make you so drowsy but I especially like the little blue, funny shaped ones that some of the other guests offer me in exchange for what they call uphill gardening. Who'd have thought there would be so many hortuculturists in the country. Sebastian always says you can take a whore to culture but what's the point she won't squeak any more prettily, but I confess I have no inkling of his meaning.
Laters
The man who put the S in...
LOL! Bravo Marc! 
I might confess to a pint of the reviving beverage on the village green this afternoon.
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2008, 4:33 PM BSTI might confess to a pint of the reviving beverage on the village green this afternoon.
Are you a morris dancer?
I'm not old enough. I'm a Morris Minor.
