On shows, mags, newspapers, sitcoms etc. past and present.
Off the top of my head,
1. Doctor Who
2. The Guide (Guardian Mag on Sat)
3. Monkey Dust
4. Countdown (when Whitley was on it, RIP)
5. 15 Stories High
Top 5 ideal writing jobs
Not Going Out
Grange Hill
Big Train
Four-Four-Two magazine
The Simpsons
1. Our own sketch show.
2. Our own sitcom.
3. Collaboration with The Mighty Boosh!
4. NOT Mock the week!
5. NOT Outnumbered!
1. Oscar winning screenplay
2. BAFTA winning sitcom
3. Comedy Award for sitcom
4. Comedy Award for sketch show
5. Golden globe for sitcom
So not asking much.
1. Ideal.
2. Ideal.
3. Ideal.
4. Ideal.
5. Ideal.
Doctor Who
Award winning novels
Me own sitcom
The newspaper out of All The President's Men
The Junior Gazette in Press Gang
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 15 2008, 10:46 PM BST5. 15 Stories High
Storeys*
*shakes fist*
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2008, 1:15 AM BSTThe Junior Gazette in Press Gang
Make your own! I'm sure the little town you live in could do with a better one. That talks about pipes and that!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 15 2008, 11:26 PM BST3. Collaboration with The Mighty Boosh!
...
5. NOT Outnumbered!
You got that all backwards, mate.
1. Script editor for Sootyj
2. Letters of apolgy writer for Seefacts
3. Guardian reviewer of Zooo's award winning novel.
4. French editor of Aaron's big Dikshunary
5. Cucumber Raitha
Ideal
Kevin Bishop
Q I
Eastenders
Mock The Week
Futurama, any era
Daily Show any era
Loaded, 1993-99 (or Smash Hits, 1980s)
Mr Show, any era
Link Writer for any Have I Got 8 out of 10 Lies For Telly Hell Friday Night type panel show (because then I wouldn't get so angry that it seems to take about ten, seemingly well established and talented 'programme associates' to write the awkward, half-joke links that ruin my David Mitchell appreciation time)
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2008, 8:16 AM BST1. Script editor for Sootyj
2. Letters of apolgy writer for Seefacts
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4. French editor of Aaron's big Dikshunary
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2008, 8:16 AM BST2. Letters of apolgy writer for Seefacts
That's not just a career, it's a calling.
Big Train
The Fast Show
Napoleon Dynamite
Game On
Select magazine
Quote: ContainsNuts @ August 16 2008, 12:03 AM BST1. Oscar winning screenplay
2. BAFTA winning sitcom
3. Comedy Award for sitcom
4. Comedy Award for sketch show
5. Golden globe for sitcomSo not asking much.
The trouble is, after you start writing for these shows they'd all have their awards taken away from them 
Quote: Seefacts @ August 16 2008, 12:14 PM BST
That's not just a career, it's a calling.
Seefacts's own draft version:
Deeur miss LAydee wot I riped
I am writes frum brordmore Hospidal,were i sit Al day nd red abaot hoarses.
I as sorry fer wen I riped yew. it wus bad fing too doo.
Peder.
Good luck, Marc.