Since he's been in the news and I had a song that fit...
To the tune of TAXMAN by THE BEATLES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9RZvbXIj4
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CHANGED:
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One, two, three, four…
One, two
You may have seen me on TV
With my own brand of repartee (or: If you're at university)
‘Cause I'm the Paxman,
Yeah, I'm the Paxman.
If you should come from City Hall
I'll make you look like one big fool
‘Cause I'm the Paxman,
Yeah, I'm the Paxman.
Dodge my question and I'll repeat
If you ignore it - I'll make you bleat
If you interrupt – I'll still complete
If you start to sweat – I'll raise the heat
Paxman!
'Cause I'm the Paxman,
Yeah, I'm the Facts man.
Don't buzz unless you're really sure (ah-ah, Cambridge Wilson)
If you don't want to lose your score (ah-ah Bristol Heath)
'Cause I'm the Paxman,
Yeah, I'm the Facts man.
Now my advice is Rabby Burns
Could not coin a decent verse
And I'm the Paxman,
Yeah, I'm the Paxman.
And I'm working for the BBC
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ORIGINAL:
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One, two, three, four...
One, two
Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.
(if you drive a car) - I'll tax the street;
(if you try to sit) - I'll tax your seat;
(if you get too cold) - I'll tax the heat;
(if you take a walk) - I'll tax your feet.
Taxman!
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.
Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.
And you're working for no one but me.
