COMMENTATOR
And they're coming up to the bell.
VOICE
Oyez, oyez, oyez. (SFX BELL)
COMMENTATOR
The town crier one of the new events at the Beijing Olympics.
Olympics Gag
Made me laugh
LOL 
Ah. The welcome return of nutty visual humour. 
Like a sketch of mine from the 80's:
INT.SNOOKER TOURNAMENT.DAY.
SNOOKER MATCH TAKING PLACE.
COMMENTATOR:
And he's going for the plant.
REVEAL TO SEE SNOOKER PLAYER AIMING THE CUE BALL AT A POT PLANT SITTING ON THE TABLE NEAR THE POCKET.
Thank you. My last post for the forseeable future (who said 'Thank Christ For That')? I am in the early stages of a mental breakdown and its no joke 
Take care all.
Yes, good luck, Nigel. We'll look forward to your return.
Yes,yes, yes I like it!