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A 12-gauge, an assault rifle, a hunting rifle, a .357 Magnum revolver and a .40 pistol are in my future. A $3,000 tax refund check should just about cover it. :)

Quote: DaButt @ November 21 2009, 11:49 PM GMT

A 12-gauge, an assault rifle, a hunting rifle, a .357 Magnum revolver and a .40 pistol are in my future. A $3,000 tax refund check should just about cover it. :)

What kind of hunting rifle are you looking at? My dad just bagged a 200+lb buck this afternoon. He's insanely proud and already having a hard time deciding where to mount the head on the wall (he already has 2).

I will be saving this thread for when you 2 go all Mickey and Mallory.

In the UK you can now only own an air rifle if you are tall.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 21 2009, 11:52 PM GMT

What kind of hunting rifle are you looking at? My dad just bagged a 200+lb buck this afternoon. He's insanely proud and already having a hard on deciding where to mount it on the wall (he already has 2).

Sorry, don't shoot me.

Pretty handy editing there Sooty! Laughing out loud

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 21 2009, 11:52 PM GMT

What kind of hunting rifle are you looking at?

Just something cheap like one of these in .308 Winchester: http://www.savagearms.com/10gxp3.htm

I won't hunt with it; I just need it for long-range zombie blastin'.

Very nice. Pretty sure my dad has something similar.

I could shoot a deer from my front yard if I waited long enough. Texas deer are rather scrawny and I don't have the heart to kill something that cute. I'll probably nail one with my car sooner or later.

I know what you mean. I come from a long line of hunter/gatherer types, yet I can't bring myself to kill anything (outside of what I hit with my car). It irritates my dad to no end, because he only had daughters and I'm a dead eye with both a bow and a rifle.

Lost my bloody mobile today - so found a bottle of Moonraker which I'm enjoying at 7.5%.

Quote: Chappers @ December 2 2009, 10:18 PM GMT

so found a bottle of Moonraker which I'm enjoying at 7.5%.

Shit, I knows times are tough, but when you're having to take out a fixed rate mortgage on a bottle of beer...

Went to pub number one tonight, had a bottle of Magners. Then went to the pub next door, didn't have Magners, so I had a bottle of Bulmers. Then I was sick of the taste of Cider, so I had a pint of Budweiser. That tasted off, so I had a pint of Becks. Now I'm at home and having a cup of hot vimto.

My night was much Like yours Jack.

Except no cider, and 1 pub, and I'm now finishing of my bottle of Jack.

No pub, but I am having a cider.
Somerfield Single Orchard Cider.
What's good about it all coming from a single orchard?
It just made me think that they were lazy.

Guinness, Sam Adams and Corona. Bad selection of beer at my buddy's neighborhood supermarket.

Quote: Gavin @ December 11 2009, 11:39 PM GMT

finishing of my bottle of Jack.

That would be Mr Jack I take it?

Due reverence and respect please . .

Me too as soon as I've finished this beer !

:P

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