Quote: Marc P @ November 21 2009, 2:32 PM GMTMeanwhile Rugby's about to start!
I did ask the barmaid if she would be giving me a little nibble later and she slapped my face, so I use the word canape now to save further dissapointment.
And another thing in the national anthelm they sing 'send us Victoria's' Victoria's what, her perfume, her book, her new bloody record???
I asked my local barmaid for a small fruit salad.
She said they didn't sell any.
So I say but you're a peach with a nice pair.