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What are you drinking? Page 89

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 20 2009, 7:05 PM GMT

When I was in America this year, the Budweiser was very nice.

The only time I drink the stuff is if it's the only thing offered at a concert or sporting event. Worst of all, that usually means paying $7 for a plastic cup of the crap. Many times I just do without.

Did you try any of the U.S. microbrews? There's some good stuff out there.

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 20 2009, 7:07 PM GMT

But they'll be nobody there that I know and I don't feel quite old enough yet to be sitting in a pub on my own.

Not even a cute girl behind the bar that you can chat up?

If only.

Cute girls are the only reason I bother with my poor excuse for a pub.

Quote: DaButt @ November 20 2009, 7:13 PM GMT

Cute girls are the only reason I bother with my poor excuse for a pub.

Is it a gay bar where you can avoid them?

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 20 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

Don't know about tonight, nobodies going to the pub, there's a bit of a gathering at a friends house, but I've been to a few of them at this house and they've been very hit and miss. But with the week at work I've had, I need a bit of a good time. So what do I do.
1. Stay at home- A boring night, won't go to bed happy nor sad
2. Go to the gathering and it will be good- Go to bed happy and make an awful week have a good conclusion
3. Go to the gathering and have a shit time- Go to bed thinking it was just a poor end to a poor week.

Went to the pub as the people who were at the gathering turned up at the pub. That's the reason why I was against going to the gathering, they start behaving like c**ts when they have a few drinks this work crowd. They didn't like the way 'somebody looked at them' on another table, so all hell broke loose in the pub. I just wanted to go out and have a quiet pint and that didn't happen. I persuaded them out of the pub and walked the one who wanted to fight back home. But then he said he's going back to the pub, so I said, fine get arrested, it's not my problem and ended up back at home. A shit end to a shit week.

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 21 2009, 2:08 PM GMT

Went to the pub as the people who were at the gathering turned up at the pub. That's the reason why I was against going to the gathering, they start behaving like c**ts when they have a few drinks this work crowd. They didn't like the way 'somebody looked at them' on another table, so all hell broke loose in the pub. I just wanted to go out and have a quiet pint and that didn't happen. I persuaded them out of the pub and walked the one who wanted to fight back home. But then he said he's going back to the pub, so I said, fine get arrested, it's not my problem and ended up back at home. A shit end to a shit week.

Who the hell do you work with the Special Patrol Group?

Or the Labour Party could picture you having to calm down Alistair Darling after he thought some one said thing about his budget.

It is an old firm I did some manuel labour for whilst I was a bit short of cash a couple of years ago. Nice people, but are terrible when they have a few drinks. I've left some very angry messages on answer-phones this morning.

That sounds horrific. Well done being the only responsible person.

Quote: DaButt @ November 20 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

It saddens me when people in the UK who have a cask of real ale within walking distance settle for Bud or Corona.

My local pub is having a meet the brewer tonight, of the most popular brewery in the area with free tasting of all their brews and free canapes. Which sounds fun.

Quote: DaButt @ November 20 2009, 7:08 PM GMT

Did you try any of the U.S. microbrews? There's some good stuff out there.

I remember liking River Horse.

Ah the canapes just there to discover who's not a real bloke?

Meanwhile Rugby's about to start! :)

Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

Ah the canapes just there to discover who's not a real bloke?

:D

I did ask the barmaid if she would be giving me a little nibble later and she slapped my face, so I use the word canape now to save further dissapointment.

And another thing in the national anthelm they sing 'send us Victoria's' Victoria's what, her perfume, her book, her new bloody record???

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 21 2009, 2:08 PM GMT

They didn't like the way 'somebody looked at them' on another table, so all hell broke loose in the pub.

I'll never understand people like that.

Last night I drank beer in a neighbor's garage while all their kids frolicked in the rain. No punches were thrown.

Quote: Marc P @ November 21 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

And another thing in the national anthelm they sing 'send us Victoria's' Victoria's what, her perfume, her book, her new bloody record???

It's a secret.

I cooked with Guinness last night and my pot roast turned out great. We did have a fight break out, but it was over which version of "Tainted Love" was better. Yes, I have odd children.

Quote: DaButt @ November 21 2009, 2:38 PM GMT

I'll never understand people like that.

Last night I drank beer in a neighbor's garage while all their kids frolicked in the rain. No punches were thrown.

It's a secret.

DaButt beware you are rapidly turning into the BCG's resident chav. Do you have a burberry cap? A staffy? Or a Nissan Micra with under body UVs, chromes and a stereo that used to belong to someone else?

Quote: DaButt @ November 21 2009, 2:38 PM GMT

I'll never understand people like that.

Last night I drank beer in a neighbor's garage while all their kids frolicked in the rain. No punches were thrown.

It's a secret.

:)

It's a love thong.

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