What are you drinking? Page 31

Whilst having a sad wank?

The blood of the conquered.

Any good?

I drank some of my own piss this morning, that's supposed to be good for you.
I didn't mean to I just yawned and forgot about the old morning glory.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 5:14 PM GMT

I forgot about the old morning glory.

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Is it that insignificant?

It makes me a bit dosile to lose so much blood from the rest of my body

Good call.

Docile, BTW. And I'm not sure it's quite the word you're looking for anyhow...

I'm a flu victim. S'not my fault.

Now Ian, do you REALLY have flu, or is it just a case of the common cold?

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 5:41 PM GMT

Now Ian, do you REALLY have flu, or is it just a case of the common cold?

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Weeeeeeell...

Ok, so I thought I was getting it at the weekend, but it hasn't quite arrived yet, so it can't really be flu cos that tends to sneak up on you and knock you for six. It's...it's...a cold then
*Stamps foot* But cold is rubbish, it doesn't sound anywhere near as bad.
And you can't feel sorry for yourself as much. Damn it Aaron, you ought to know about man flu!!

I'm drinking orange juice, freshly squeezed from an apple out of a coconut.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 17 2008, 5:49 PM GMT

And you can't feel sorry for yourself as much. Damn it Aaron, you ought to know about man flu!!

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I have never had man flu. Only ever the common cold.

However, my permanent health problems mean that the common cold really does knock me in the way that others claim it to.

It strikes me that to imply you have influenza when you're merely suffering from a cold is akin to declaring yourself to have a brain tumour when a migraine comes on.

Cup of tea.

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2008, 4:57 PM GMT

Whilst having a sad wank?

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How can I be sad whilst looking at the numerous photos of you that adorn the inside of my 'wank helmet'?

Whilst the thought of having a wank to be is quite gruesome, the idea that you have a 'wank helmet' is fantastic.

Just gotta be careful you don't get it caught up in the lampshade. That's all I'll say.