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What are you drinking? Page 155

The irony is that my Grandad was a professional tea taster.

It's a question of compromise.

I don't buy the posh stuff but I sip it and use a bucket.

:( You poor child, and it seems he taught you nothing.

The ritual, the anticipation and finally the taste of properly brewed tea.........what a shame.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th September 2014, 2:59 PM BST

:( You poor child, and it seems he taught you nothing.

The ritual, the anticipation and finally the taste of properly brewed tea.........what a shame.

Sadly he died 23 years before I arrived so a lot of the knowledge was lost.

These days you need a chemistry degree to be in that trade.

Then, you just had to have an interest in it and live near the Thames.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th September 2014, 3:40 PM BST

Sadly he died 23 years before I arrived so a lot of the knowledge was lost.

These days you need a chemistry degree to be in that trade.

Then, you just had to have an interest in it and live near the Thames.

He must be looking down shaking his head as you unscrew the cap off your jar of granules.......... >_<

The Japanese Tea Ceremony wouldn't be your cup of tea then. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th September 2014, 4:43 PM BST

He must be looking down shaking his head as you unscrew the cap off your jar of granules.......... >_<

The Japanese Tea Ceremony wouldn't be your cup of tea then. Whistling nnocently

You have a long memory.

That has been done, yes, but never on my own. :)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th September 2014, 5:06 PM BST

You have a long memory.

That has been done, yes, but never on my own. :)

Oooh, touch of the Geishas eh? :P You naughty boy.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th September 2014, 5:50 PM BST

Oooh, touch of the Geishas eh? :P You naughty boy.

To the extent that geishas can be (slightly) older than oneself.

And long term residents of Kent. :)

A cup of Earl Grey.

From a teabag.

Quote: Ben @ 6th September 2014, 7:11 PM BST

A cup of Earl Grey.

From a teabag.

You sir, are almost a gent.

Ah Benjamin my boy

A true Englishman

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th September 2014, 7:15 PM BST

You sir, are almost a gent.

I do occasionally dabble with loose tea in a pot, but I cannot stand cleaning the pot out afterwards and the tedious task of scooping all the leaves out. I guess I could just buy an infuser to avoid all this.

Quote: Ben @ 6th September 2014, 10:45 PM BST

I do occasionally dabble with loose tea in a pot, but I cannot stand cleaning the pot out afterwards and the tedious task of scooping all the leaves out. I guess I could just buy an infuser to avoid all this.

:) You got my drift, but tea-bags are far more civilised than granules in a jar!.............obviously, Horse. >_<

Until yesterday I didn't even realise you could get instant tea.

Anyway, I'm drinking instant coffee right now.

Quote: Ben @ 7th September 2014, 11:34 AM BST

Until yesterday I didn't even realise you could get instant tea.

Anyway, I'm drinking instant coffee right now.

That's allowed :) - too much faff with grinding beans etc.

Tried for Ghost Ship - no longer on.

Then Long Blonde - temporarily not on.

And settled for Grasshopper.

It turned out to be an entirely average third choice pint.

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