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What are you drinking? Page 154

Pedigree my chums.

all these new microbrews appearing all over the place, are they really microbrews or are they mass produced with a nice label?

Quote: sootyj @ 16th August 2014, 10:52 PM BST

all these new microbrews appearing all over the place, are they really microbrews or are they mass produced with a nice label?

;)

Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th August 2014, 10:06 PM BST

Is the beer called Old Crafty and you are talking to Keewik ?

I can be quite crafty and prefer to be called 'hen' than 'dear' which I alway take as a patronising insult.

But if I get your top off will you do down easy.

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Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2014, 10:57 PM BST

;)

Yeh I have no doubt my bevvy tonight was produced in some soulless chemical works.

But it was very, very nice, strong, flavoursome, complex and very drinkable.

Quote: sootyj @ 16th August 2014, 11:18 PM BST

very drinkable.

That's useful.

Just finished a bottle of Robert Burns - a lovely, sweet ale.

Adam's ale - nothing healthier!

Brandy with fizzy mineral water.

Fosters Radler

"Good call!"

Looks like stale weewee

Have moved on to white wine. It's been a hard day.

PG Tips - the granules.

Oh dear no..... has to be in a tea-pot in a nice cosy so it can brew perfectly.

Now where's me cardie.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th September 2014, 2:46 PM BST

the granules.

You disgust me

New age hippie 'spect - I blame the schools.

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