British Comedy Guide

What are you drinking? Page 127

Put a padlock on it and throw away the key.

Ten guys from the neighborhood showed up and in 4 hours we had her huge house moved. Bonus: she was hottttt.

Sometimes your life souds idyllic

A large glass of white wine, under the misguided belief that it'll make my dodgy stomach feel better.

Stella Artois.

Are you asking me for a fight?

I never get violent with drink, I just talk rubbish and repeat myself a lot then fall asleep.

I'm a completely non-violent person, first sign of trouble, I'm out of there.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 29 2011, 10:52 PM BST

I never get violent with drink, I just talk rubbish and repeat myself a lot then fall asleep.

I'm a completely non-violent person, first sign of trouble, I'm out of there.

(Just thought I'd save you the trouble of repeating yourself :D)

Laughing out loud

It's worked. I feel better. Don't go to your doctor - go to the off-licence.

"Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers . . come on, everybody"

She pee'd her breeks for fifty weeks ...
Next person...

Vimto. A trip down memory lane in liquid form.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 15 2008, 8:10 PM BST

I'm drinking MONSTER. Monster is an evil energy drink that's so powerful it makes my heart race.

Never heard of it.

It's a young persons drink.

Quote: chipolata @ September 6 2011, 12:50 PM BST

Vimto. A trip down memory lane in liquid form. Never heard of it.

It's as popular as Red Bull over here. Heart attack in a can.

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