More word play quickies

1)
COMMENTATOR (OOV):
...And yet again Michael Phelps wins gold, surely he's the greatest swimmer of all time, breaking records as we speak...(ss)...we speak...(ss)...we speak...

CUTS TO A DESERTED COMMENTARY BOOTH WHERE A MICROPHONE IS LEFT NEXT TO A RECORD PLAYER WHICH HAS BECOME STUCK.

DIRECTOR:
Oh no, not another one

2)
COMMENTATOR:
This Korean's breaking records left right and centre in the trap shooting event:

CLOSE UP OF A RECORD FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, WHICH SHATTERS.

COMMENTATOR:
Hey, that's my limited edition Rolf Harris record...The Antiques Roadshow told me it's worth nearly a fiver...B**stards

The 1st one is a work of genius and very good.

Set it into Treason/NS and do it as purely voice over, with stuck record.

Well done your the first person to work out how to take the piss out of Phelpps.

Quote: sootyj @ August 15 2008, 9:30 AM BST

The 1st one is a work of genius and very good.

Set it into Treason/NS and do it as purely voice over, with stuck record.

Well done your the first person to work out how to take the piss out of Phelpps.

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Thanks VO is voiceover, right?

COMMENTATOR (VO):
...And yet again Michael Phelps wins gold, surely he's the greatest swimmer of all time, breaking records as we speak...(ss)...we speak...(ss)...we speak.…

DIRECTOR:
Oh no, not another one

Yeh that'd work.

Treason have a big video screen, so you could send an image of some one hitting a record player.