Continuing the animal theme...
Dan
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Real Rabbit
EXT. WOODS BY A ROAD. NIGHT.
PARTY CAN BE HEARD INSIDE A LOG CABIN. VERY SHORT MAN DRESSED AS A RABBIT IS BUNDLED OUTSIDE BY A COWBOY AND WONDER WOMAN.
RABBIT:
(IRATE) ... and if *one* more person says I look like a *real* rabbit...
AN EAGLE SWOOPS DOWN, PICKS HIM UP AND FLIES OFF SQUAWKING. AN INFLATABLE CARROT FLOATS DOWN IN FRONT OF THE TWO ONLOOKERS, WHO LOOK AT EACH OTHER, SHRUG AND RETURN TO THE PARTY.
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