TO THE TUNE OF AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING BY THE BEATLES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilx0KvBnZlY
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ORIGINAL
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You tell me that you've got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you don't get me, you don't get me
You say you've seen seven wonders and your bird is green
But you can't see me, you can't see me
When your prized possessions start to weigh you down
Look in my direction, I'll be round, I'll be round
When your bird is broken will it bring you down
You may be awoken, I'll be round, I'll be round
You tell me that you've heard every sound there is
And your bird can swing
But you can't hear me, you can't hear me
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You told me that the crooks could not use my card
‘Cos of Chip-and-Pin
But they stole from me, they stole from me
You said the card's encrypted, but they switched the machine
Now I'm left with a bank account that's clean
Now there's no money in my current account
I've had cheque rejection, they re-bound, they re-bound
Now my credit rating is right on the ground
My house is no longer safe and sound, safe and sound
You tell me you'll deal with every little swizz
On my Chip-and-Pin
So I'll wait and see, I'll wait and see
