Rework of an oldie of mine, still not sure I'm quiet THERE with it yet,
INT. SITTING ROOM. DAY.
A MAN IS FIDDLING WITH AN OPEN COMPUTER, SUDDENLY THE SCREWDRIVER SLIPS. HIS WIFE SITS WATCHING THE TV.
MAN
Bugger! What the hell has your brother done to this?
WIFE
He said Zack weed on it..
MAN REMOVES A BIT OF DRIED LAMB MEAT.
MAN
How long has Zack been easting kebab's he's 2 isn't he? Remind me why I'm doing this again? Don't I do enough of fixing computers at work.
WIFE
Because he's family, you got to help family or where would we be.
MAN
Happy?
THE PHONE RINGS, THE MAN ANSWERS.
MAN
Hello sis? What's up?
(PAUSE)
Ewww.. yeah sounds nasty...
(PAUSE)
Yeah she is a gynocologist? I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking a look.
(PAUSE)
After all you are family
HE HANGS UP, THE WIFE GLOWERS AT HIM. HE GRINS EVILY.
ENDS