A Levels

This seems to be the topic of the day so here's my effort.

INT. KITCHEN - MORNING

There is a man sat at the breakfast table. His teenage daughter and wife are also sat around the table. The man picks up a newspaper from the table and looks at the front page.

MAN
Tut, A-Level pass rates up 97%.(gesturing at the daughter) You kids get it easy these days you know

The man opens the newspaper and we see the headline on the front "Adult Illiteracy up 97%".

Nice and swift.

I'd have the girl say "Whats that dad?"

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2008, 7:36 PM BST

Nice and swift.

I'd have the girl say "Whats that dad?"

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That would wrap it up nicely.

I laughed, this is a good one.