TWO CHINESE OFFICIALS STANDING INFRONT OF THAT BIG STADIUM
CHIN1
Now people know we digitally sexed up the Olypmic footage we look stupid.
CHIN2
It's worse we might get hacked.
THE STADIUM, STREET EVERYTHING DISAPEARS THEY'RE STANDING IN A STAR TREK STYLE HOLOCHAMBER.
CHIN1
Damn it can't get any worse.
THE CHAMBER TURNS INTO A GIANT NAKED DAVID TENNANT, THEY'RE ARE UNDER HIS BELL END.
CHIN2
F**king gay, Dr Who loving, hackers.