A KID IS TALKING TO HIS GRANDAD.
GRAND
So Martin what grades did you get at A level?
KID COUNTS SLOWLY ON HIS FINGERS.
KID
I gots 5, no 2 A grades in Englit and Maths, I done good didn't I.
GRAND
You can't count and you can't contsruct a sentence. What is this country coming to?
KID
Shove it up your ankle gramps.
GRAND
You earned an A in biology as well didn't you?
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2008, 4:46 PM BSTA KID IS TALKING TO HIS GRANDAD.
GRAND
So Martin what grades did you get at A level?
KID COUNTS SLOWLY ON HIS FINGERS.
KID
I gots 5, no 2 A grades in Englit and Maths, I done good didn't I.
GRAND
You can't count and you can't contsruct a sentence, what is this country coming to?
KID
Shove it up your ankle gramps.
GRAND
You got an A in biology as well didn't you?
Oh dear, against all logic I laughed at the punchline. Least it's short.
Make sure Grandpa can "Contsruct"[sic] his words properly though!
Grandpa is breaking the false teeth in for the dog. 
Bad dog are you using my rubbish comic characters to break in your dentures?
I'm sure that's illegal, they're just supposed to stand around and soul lessly deliver my horrid lines.
No, sooty, I'm still on the real teeth at the moment. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
I was waiting to see your take on the A-level results. It was a bit late in coming, have you been busy today?