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Weird things you have read about. Page 87

Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 5:44 PM BST

Yuk. I hate Possums they're nasty little critters with razor teeth.
And when their young swarm their ass it grosses me out. Reminds me of those 'King Rat' stories.

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Maybe you should open your mouth wide by a mirror and see how scarey you look, now make sure some big ol ugly thing 20 times your size is staring at you.;)

Oh now this is cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyd8k6_qOnY

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 5:45 PM BST

I'm quite certain that opossums are naturally ugly and it's not a side effect of guns, trucks or urban dwellers.

I disagree. :P

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 13 2009, 7:01 PM BST

Maybe you should open your mouth wide by a mirror and see how scarey you look, now make sure some big ol ugly thing 20 times your size is staring at you.;)

I'm sure the two shiny fillings in the back of my mouth would be rather attractive to a possum actually.

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 13 2009, 7:01 PM BST

Oh now this is cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyd8k6_qOnY

Ewww...he pets.

Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 7:05 PM BST

I'm sure the two shiny fillings in the back of my mouth would be rather attractive to a possum actually.

Ewww...he pets.

They are Sanitation Engineers......So There!!!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4hmB-cQEF4

Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 7:05 PM BST

I'm sure the two shiny fillings in the back of my mouth would be rather attractive to a possum actually.

Ewww...he pets.

All animals have inner beauty...inner a bap with bbq sauce and fried onions.

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 13 2009, 7:22 PM BST

They are Sanitation Engineers......So There!!!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4hmB-cQEF4

Their pouches are definitely not as endearing as Kangaroo ones.

Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2009, 7:30 PM BST

All animals have inner beauty...inner a bap with bbq sauce and fried onions.

Is this one of DaButt's neighbors? Get out of Sooty's account you!

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 13 2009, 7:22 PM BST

They are Sanitation Engineers......So There!!!:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4hmB-cQEF4

A single opossum ruined much of my garden this summer. They're nasty and they'll kill an entire pepper plant in order to nibble a chunk of jalapeno the size of a pea.

I had to laugh at the video. Who would possibly want fruits or berries in their yard?

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Laughing out loud nice, I hadn't noticed that DaButt.

Ridiculous.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?em

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 7:57 PM BST

Ridiculous.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?em

C'mon Dabutt it's the thin end of the wedge.

Sporks today, chopsticks tomorrow and atomic bombs on Sunday!

It's how Kim Jungil got started.

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 7:57 PM BST

Ridiculous.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?em

The parents were stupid for allowing the kid to bring a swiss-army knife to school.
The school and the school board definitely overrated.
A whole lot of stupid people.

Uh-oh. 6-year-old boy floats away in balloon. I hope he survives.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html

Quote: DaButt @ October 15 2009, 8:03 PM BST

Uh-oh. 6-year-old boy floats away in balloon. I hope he survives.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html

Jeez.

I thought it was going to be about that new Pixar movie UP

It's live on all the major news networks. Not sure if this link works outside the U.S.

http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1&iref=lb100

I need to read the story again, I mean why was he... and why did they...
I mean it probably seemed like fun at the time.

"Gordon Boring, balloon expert" is talking on that CNN link. Very apt.

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