British Comedy Guide

Weird things you have read about. Page 83

Ha, yes.

Multiplied by a lot. :)

Quote: DaButt @ July 1 2009, 6:50 PM BST

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

:O :O :O

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

:O

Quote: DaButt @ July 3 2009, 4:44 PM BST

Oops!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3lgD-3p4Wk

Aahahahahahah.

(I want to see the full thing. Must be online somewhere.)

I bet you do, you dirty swine.

Quote: DaButt @ July 23 2009, 1:14 AM BST

The ribs I'm cooking for dinner are sending mixed messages. Were they raised on the border? Has Canada become the 51st state?

Image

Perhaps it was that barmy newspaper headline habit of using a comma instead of a simple feckin' ampersand.

Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2009, 5:30 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzZRzB04KQQ

This one's nastier.

I know that people who join the armed forces are almost exclusively moronic animals themselves, but why the hell would you not separate the two? I give it 10 years before those guys are ripping limbs off children.

Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 5:33 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yspw3sTQ3w4&feature=related

(Pig squeal at 1:11)

That's what's known as a moron.

Quote: DaButt @ July 28 2009, 12:14 AM BST

A woman here in San Antonio recently committed what may be the most horrible murder in history.

WARNING: It's a very disturbing story. I wish I hadn't read it.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99MUM7O0&show_article=1

Blimey!

Quote: Robert D @ July 28 2009, 2:16 AM BST

OK

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thebestmarkever/More/BRIT/brit05.jpg

Mmmmmmmmm, clunge.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5545966/Cat-serial-killer-Florida-teenager-arrested-over-pet-deaths.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2517739/Serial-cat-killer-may-have-murdered-16-with-antifreeze.html

There's a cat killers a foot. But the Telegrpah's on the case!

Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2009, 10:27 PM BST

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5545966/Cat-serial-killer-Florida-teenager-arrested-over-pet-deaths.html

Death penalty's too good for him.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090826/twl-sounds-whacko-but-vid-shows-jacko-ba-3fd0ae9.html

Quote: Aaron @ August 26 2009, 10:27 PM BST

Mmmmmmmmm, clunge.

Ahem. :|

I have played with this band but never did I think they would make The Times.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6809881.ece

Who'd a thunk it?

Climate change supercomputer is among worst polluters: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6098802/Met-Office-climate-change-supercomputer-polluting-the-planet.html

Google burns in London: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/6099593/Fire-breaks-at-out-Google-building-in-Victoria-London.html

Ha! Silly Google.

Although I'd love to work there.

Not really 'weird', but certainly interesting: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8224869.stm

Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2009, 2:47 AM BST

Not really 'weird', but certainly interesting: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8224869.stm

Definitely interesting to see real facts and figures. I wonder what the Usenet figures are?

Armadillo cam!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/museumofanimalperspectives/3360365788/in/photostream/

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