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Weird things you have read about. Page 74

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2009, 3:38 PM BST

I just read that Big Brother is on it's last legs and only has 2 years left.

We may rejoice.

But that's still 2 years away.

Excess cola can cause super-sized muscle trouble.

Shit!... I need a drink...

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, in perfect agony..."

Another armed robber bites the dust in the city I call home.

SAN ANTONIO – A Northwest Side pharmacy owner fatally shot a would-be robber on Wednesday morning. That's according to San Antonio police detectives.

The robbery suspect entered the Babcock Square Pharmacy around 9 a.m. at 5824 Babcock Rd. Inside were the owner/pharmacist, his wife, and an employee. The employee saw the man had a gun and told the pharmacist, who then pulled out his own handgun.

Seeing this, the robber reportedly responded by saying "Let's get it on." That's when the owner shot him. The man died inside the business.

Right now, detectives are continuing their investigation into what happened. SAPD Chief Bill McManus told News 4 WOAI the dead man may have been involved in other robberies.

Quote: DaButt @ May 27 2009, 10:14 PM BST

Seeing this, the robber reportedly responded by saying "Let's get it on." That's when the owner shot him.

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I wonder if the pharmacist attempted to give him any sexual healing as he lay dying? Or would that have been too Gaye?

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North Korea threat of military action. Is anyone else a little concerned by this?

North Korea has been threatening military action for the last 50 years; they just want attention. One of these days they might actually do something, but I won't worry much as long as I'm not living in Seoul.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2009, 3:38 PM BST

I just read that Big Brother is on it's last legs and only has 2 years left.

We may rejoice.

Oh I beg of it please lets end it now!

Haha Laughing out loud

Have any of you seen an image of Jesus?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

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F**king hell though. Stupid people annoy me.
Should they really be allowed to have kids if they have such a miniscule IQ?

:D You either love it or hate it. Or, you're either going to heaven or hell if you're religious.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2009, 4:36 PM BST

Should they really be allowed to have kids if they have such a miniscule IQ?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Right Zooo. Hold my hand. I said my hand. Now let me take you to my place of work to watch the pregnant women smoking and the mothers telling their four year olds to 'F**k off!'

Quote: roscoff @ May 28 2009, 4:46 PM BST

Now let me take you to my place of work to watch the pregnant women smoking and the mothers telling their four year olds to 'F**k off!'

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