British Comedy Guide

Weird things you have read about. Page 69

True, very true!

*snigger*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7970731.stm

Ha!
What a twat.

They did a good job on the pub. Funny thing is if he'd paid for that to be done would have taken 4 weeks.

Haha!

Quote: Gavin @ March 29 2009, 3:48 PM BST

They did a good job on the pub. Funny thing is if he'd paid for that to be done would have taken 4 weeks.

So very true!

Did a pretty decent job on the pub, no paint all over the sign brackets, etc. Strange, but more constructive than the usual.

As for the stay-at-Home-with-an-adult-video Secretary, that's just crazy (nuts more appropriate?) Makes ya chuckle, though.

I just heard on the radio a spokeswoman say that Jacqui Smith's husband will be sleeping on the sofa for a while. Now, given the circumstances, I don't think the best place to leave him late at night is on a sofa in front of the TV!

Man foils bank robbery...

:D Awesommme!

Quote: PhQnix @ March 31 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Man foils bank robbery...

Nice to see the robber got a tough sentence...

I guess the sentence is lighter since he absolutely failed at committing a crime.

Bless him.

Quote: PhQnix @ March 31 2009, 6:01 PM BST

I guess the sentence is lighter since he absolutely failed at committing a crime.

Mmmm. He should be doubly punished then.

One year for robbery, two years for being criminally useless. It's a tough system, but it could work.

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