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DAMN.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/17199887/detail.html

Holy shitting f**king Jesus.

This is the weirdest thing I've read about in a while.

http://cbs13.com/local/dennys.amputation.cocaine.2.807272.html

What a mental.

The Denny's closed for the night after the incident.

Well duh.

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 7:08 PM BST

This is the weirdest thing I've read about in a while.

http://cbs13.com/local/dennys.amputation.cocaine.2.807272.html

You are the king of finding weird stuff!

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 7:08 PM BST

This is the weirdest thing I've read about in a while.

http://cbs13.com/local/dennys.amputation.cocaine.2.807272.html

I can't get the link to work.

Aug 31, 2008 3:28 pm US/Pacific

Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's

MODESTO - (CBS13/AP) ― Modesto police say a local man who tried to cut off his own arm at a Denny's restaurant thought he had injected air into one of his veins while shooting cocaine and would die unless he took drastic action.

The man, identified by police as Michael Lasiter, 33, rushed into the restaurant on Friday night and started stabbing himself in the right arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a customer's table, police say. When that knife didn't work, Lasiter allegedly took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

Lasiter, who was subdued with a taser and taken to a local hospital with severe cuts, told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection, says Modesto police Sgt. Brian Findlen.

The Denny's closed for the night after the incident.

Weird thing I read.. some people out there actually LIKE that awful show, 'Outnumbered'.

*cr-e-e-e-py*

Quote: DaButt @ September 2 2008, 1:06 AM BST

Aug 31, 2008 3:28 pm US/Pacific

Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's

MODESTO - (CBS13/AP) ― Modesto police say a local man who tried to cut off his own arm at a Denny's restaurant thought he had injected air into one of his veins while shooting cocaine and would die unless he took drastic action.

The man, identified by police as Michael Lasiter, 33, rushed into the restaurant on Friday night and started stabbing himself in the right arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a customer's table, police say. When that knife didn't work, Lasiter allegedly took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

Lasiter, who was subdued with a taser and taken to a local hospital with severe cuts, told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection, says Modesto police Sgt. Brian Findlen.

The Denny's closed for the night after the incident.

Thanks. Have you got the name of the website? I went to it earlier on, and was just about to read another story that was on the site, but a mate of mine knocked at my door, so I turned my computer off.

Quote: catskillz @ September 2 2008, 1:13 AM BST

Thanks. Have you got the name of the website?

http://cbs13.com/local/

Looks like it's the CBS television channel for Sacramento, California.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 2 2008, 1:09 AM BST

Weird thing I read.. some people out there actually LIKE that awful show, 'Outnumbered'.

*cr-e-e-e-py*

I bet you still haven't watched a whole episode! Therefore making your opinion nul and void. :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 2 2008, 1:09 AM BST

Weird thing I read.. some people out there actually LIKE that awful show, 'Outnumbered'.

I thought it was entertaining. That's really all I ask for from a movie, television or music. Sometimes my expectations are wildly exceeded, but I consider something to be worthwhile if I don't walk away feeling that I've wasted my time. And television is all about wasting time anyway, so it's almost a win-win situation.

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