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Weird things you have read about. Page 19

Quote: Winterlight @ November 6 2008, 11:15 AM GMT

Oh, but Aaron, you're such a fox yourself...

Ah! That's why you hate yourself!

Yeah, if you want.

I'm sure we've all heard about it by now, but this really needs to be recorded.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/7715345.stm

Mental.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7717336.stm

Aw. That's nice!

We have the best drug addicts here in Bristol. :)

Signs all over the Philadelphia airport read "Mayor Nutter welcomes you to Philadelphia."

Not really a familiar term to most Americans, but I assume visitors from the UK have a laugh.

Ha!

http://www.nutter2007.com/

Bald.

I read that men have to sit with their legs apart when travelling on the tube. This is due to special magnetic fibres on the upholstery of the seats which interacts with testosterone to provide an antimagnetic outward force.

Amazing!

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 12 2008, 11:06 PM GMT

I read that men have to sit with their legs apart when travelling on the tube. This is due to special magnetic fibres on the upholstery of the seats which interacts with testosterone to provide an antimagnetic outward force.

Amazing!

No, it's just because males from London are bigger than from elsewhere in the UK.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 12 2008, 11:06 PM GMT

I read that men have to sit with their legs apart when travelling on the tube.

So that's where the smell comes from?

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2008, 11:08 PM GMT

No, it's just because males from London are bigger than from elsewhere in the UK.

Yes you're right, they are indeed fatter.

Quote: DaButt @ November 12 2008, 11:09 PM GMT

So that's where the smell comes from?

No that's just London itself ;)

Nah, that's only soo- No, no. Maybe it's something in the water down here. All that Thames-y goodness. We just all have much larger penises. :)

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2008, 11:10 PM GMT

Nah, that's only soo- No, no. Maybe it's something in the water down here. All that Thames-y goodness. We just all have much larger penises. :)

Well you have Boris Johnson and he's a large penis.

Last time I was on the tube there was a man standing directly in front of wearing a mankini. He was quite fat and hairy and I could almost smell his arse-feta.

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