British Comedy Guide

Weird things you have read about. Page 18

Edited, damn I checked and everything.

Maybe I need one of those swob machines?

A swab (not swob) for poor spelling and grammar? Yes, you definitely do.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

404-Page not found?

I saw it!

Man glued to toilet seat.

That's why wiping the seat furiously beforehand or hovering is superior.

That's why I always poop in the sink.

I don't sit on any toilet seat without covering it with toilet paper first! Even in my own house.

Like this, but with regular loo roll:

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Whistling nnocently

In your ooooooooooooown house??????????????????

Quote: zooo @ November 2 2008, 1:53 AM BST

That's why wiping the seat furiously beforehand or hovering is superior.

Prezunctly.

Warnings painted on the tarmac at the Air Force base today.

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Huge, motorized grocery cart outside my local shop. Someone call those Top Gear fellows.

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Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm

PRESCOTT, Ariz. (AP) - With a fox locked onto her arm, an Arizona jogger ran a mile to her car, where she was able to dislodge the animal, throw it into the trunk and drive to a Prescott hospital. The Yavapai County Sheriff's Office said the fox, which later attacked an animal control officer, tested positive for rabies.

The unidentified Chino Valley resident told deputies she was on a trail Monday at the base of Granite Mountain when the fox attacked, biting her foot. The woman said she grabbed it by the neck when it went for her leg and it latched onto her arm.

Thinking the fox was rabid, she wanted to make sure it didn't get away so she ran to her car, where she was able to pry open its jaws, wrap it in a sweat shirt and toss it into the trunk.

The woman is receiving rabies vaccinations, as is the animal control officer.

Just read that one on the BBC. I fecking hate foxes! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7712306.stm

Quote: Aaron @ November 6 2008, 10:41 AM GMT

I fecking hate foxes!

Oh, but Aaron, you're such a fox yourself...

Ah! That's why you hate yourself!

DaButt why is the writing in Spanish on the warning of deadly force so small?

Is this some sinister plot to get Spanish people to peer at it, then shoot them?

Or maybe with Bush famously a Spanish speaker, a rather late assassination plot?

Quote: sootyj @ November 6 2008, 11:18 AM GMT

DaButt why is the writing in Spanish on the warning of deadly force so small?

Is this some sinister plot to get Spanish people to peer at it, then shoot them?

I think the writing is the same size.

Non-Hispanic whites make up only 31% of San Antonio's 2+ million population, so it's safe to say the city is somewhat accepting of Spanish-speaking people.

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