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Weird things you have read about. Page 17

Now that is rather flipping cool.

I thought it was a submarine when I saw it, so I was a bit disappointed to learn that it was only a life raft. But after watching the video I guess you could call it a submarine for a few seconds of its life.

Abandon ship! Pirate

QUANTICO, Virginia (CNN) -- Motorcycle accidents have killed more Marines in the past 12 months than enemy fire in Iraq, a rate that's so alarming it has prompted top brass to call a meeting to address the issue, officials say.

Twenty-five Marines have died in motorcycle crashes since last November -- all but one of them involving sport bikes that can reach speeds of well over 100 mph, according to Marine officials. In that same period, 20 Marines have been killed in action in Iraq.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/30/marine.motorcycles/index.html

Motorbikes are naughty.

Awesome.

That is excellent. :D

(does he mean no more real than you are?)

Probably. Weird Dutchies.

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 5:03 PM BST

Motorbikes are naughty.

Should go to war with them...

Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

RAVENNA, Mich. (WZZM) - Teammates in his bowling league think after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane's heart just gave out.

"You get nervous shooting a 300," says teammate Todd Place. "The pressure keeps building," says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt.

Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. "Don just collapsed," says alley owner Nutt. " At first we thought he just fainted." "Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn't good," says teammate Place.

The teammates say he was giving a high-five minutes before. They tried to revive him but Doane never spoke another word. He died of what was apparently a massive heart attack "He looked fine, reached across the table and gave me a high-five and he fell over," says Place.

"I think he died by the time he hit the floor." Don Doane was a member of the "Nutt Farm" bowling team at Ravenna Bowl for 45 years. His teammates says its strange not to see him on league nights.

"It was like a book, a final chapter," says Place. "He threw his 300 game with all of his friends, gave each other high-fives and it's like the story ended. He died with a smile on his face."

"Don will be a legend," says Nutt. 'It's something that will never be forgotten as long as people bowl here." Ravenna Bowl is planning a memorial ceremony for Doan's' wife Linda and son Chad.

http://www.funtim.com/dgb.html

Lovey

WTF?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/7702856.stm

Seems sensible enough.

Damn straight.

Now they just a need that swobs for,

1 Wearing bright Ben Sherman shirts and shouting if some one
"Wants some,"

2 Women getting together and cackling loudly about how mad they are and how they're all best mates.

3 Urge to do karaoke.

4 Any intent to demonstrate mobile, Blackberry or other cock replacement device.

5 Inability to retain a kebab in or out body.

What's Ben Man?

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