Judy just went one murder too far -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/71448.stm
I think she comes across as a bad egg, you really couldn't make it up!
Weird things you have read about. Page 11
Ha!
She sounds swell.
F**king hell. Batty cow.
Takes me back, that design.
The retro BBC one?
Yup. Ooooold school!
Inspired my ass!! He doesn't even have a basket.
Ta dadada ta daaa! Puppy Pedal power!
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.
He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hs2TwujTDL2W4xIvPx90cXm61n4QD93DEVF00
Jesus Christ. That's just ... Wow.
That stinks. 
nice Nil
WHY would anyone want Pete Doherty's blood in their house? 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7639704.stm
I would only want that if I had beaten him to death. In my house.
£33,600. That's quiet a bit of coke I'd imagine.
Let's hope that the both of them spontatneously combust.
That's too good for them 
Iggy wears Crocs? Orthopedic Crocs? How the mighty have fallen.