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Quote: David Chapman @ August 14 2008, 8:31 PM BST

Man City are losing at the moment I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear Jack.

Even more pleased that they've lost. They should stick to playing Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro Aways.

Knowing your taste in men zooo I thought this one may interest you.

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/180.$plit/C_71_article_1026633_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

No because he's a thick footballer.

Quote: ian_w @ August 14 2008, 10:13 PM BST

No because he's a thick footballer.

Not all footballers are thick! *shakes fist*

Quote: PhQnix @ August 14 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Not all footballers are thick! *shakes fist*

Most British ones are though.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 14 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Most British ones are though.

I was sitting on the example of Shaka Hislop who worked for NASA. But, obviously, he's Trinidadian or Tobagon.

David James is quite intelligent. Robert Green and Matthew Upson always struck me as well-grounded men. I think there are a few good 'uns out there, but that doesn't make the news.

Kitson is too but most of the intelligent ones are European.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 14 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Not all footballers are thick! *shakes fist*

That's not actually my opinion Elliot, it's zooo's.

Anyway, not all of them, but personally I would wager most of them.

Quote: ian_w @ August 14 2008, 10:25 PM BST

That's not actually my opinion Elliot, it's zooo's.

Oh. *shakes fist at zooo*

Aaron'll be here to defend her any second now. :P

:)

Quote: David Chapman @ August 14 2008, 9:43 PM BST

Knowing your taste in men zooo I thought this one may interest you.

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/180.$plit/C_71_article_1026633_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

Hmm. He does look potentially alright in that picture... who is he?
(bet he's thick though.)

His name is Corluka. He's Croatian and plays for Manchester City.

Ah, judging from my extensive experience of Croatians (Dr Luka on ER) they sound quite sexy.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 14 2008, 10:35 PM BST

His name is Corluka. He's Croatian and plays for Manchester City.

If it's any help zooo he was rated quite highly in Croatia. A good prospect by all accounts, he hasn't impressed me since moving to England though. I don't think they've found his best position. He's tall, so he'd be a good centre back but he has good feet as well so City have a tendency to play him as a full back...

Yeah. It doesn't help.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 14 2008, 10:27 PM BST

Aaron'll be here to defend her any second now. :P

A correct observation doesn't need any defending. It stands for itself.

Talking of footballer's cleverness, David Beckham has always struck me as being quite intellegent. What's that Mum, what time am I being sectioned tomorrow.

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