Might be Ripping Yarns? I dunno. My mind blocks out anything to do with sport, on account of my not being a pleb.
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Anyway I've remembered it now, Hidetoshi Nakata.
Possibly. Bit of a tonguetwister.
But he's all, you know, foreign and stuff! 
*gasp*
You're 'aving a giraffe!
I know. It's a shocker, ain't it?
I never saw that pic when I thought he was cute. I had good judgement though, eh?
Yes. I saw that one. >_<
B'st'd.
Remember, he's still thick...
Probably.
Yeah, but you can probably forgive a bit of thickness when looking like that.
That's how Aaron's mind looks. In human form.
A little Japanese sex pot?
Inside his skull?
With very pointy nipples by the look of it.
It's not worth being envious of muscley bodies, everyone could look like that if they could be arsed to go to the gym every day.
*shakes fist at the world*
I blame you.
If it's any consolation he did spend a season playing for Bolton. I don't know what's worse, living in Bolton or playing for their awful football club.
Being a sportsman altogether.