Quote: Seefacts @ August 12 2008, 2:32 PM BSTThe only line in Family Guy that ever made me laugh was when Peter describes her as 'looking like a foot'.
How about when they did a pastiche of the Cher film 'Mask' and the blind girl feeling his face says, "My God, what is that? Have you got a pelvis in there?"
That was pretty funny too.
Quote: Marc P @ August 12 2008, 1:45 PM BSTNot a sitcom but there was a joke in Emmerdale
(Crossword clue for you. 'Overworked postman'
How many letters?
Too rudddy many.)
That was used word for word in a Doctors epsidoe.
Quote: Huge Bear @ August 12 2008, 2:20 PM BST...ditto, ditto, ditto and apparently if you don't fancy Sarah Jessica Parker you're not a real man...
Yeah but Kim Catrall is gorgeous. How could you turn her down? She'd eat you for breakfast but what a way to go........
Quote: David Chapman @ August 12 2008, 11:32 PM BSTYeah but Kim Catrall is gorgeous. How could you turn her down? She'd eat you for breakfast but what a way to go........
She's nothing special. But she is English, so she has at least one plus.
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 12:02 AM BSTShe's nothing special. But she is English, so she has at least one plus.
She is pure sex..........
Not that a young boy like you would understand!
Everyone knows no men fancy SJP.
She's there for us.
To aspire to be something that every man hates?
Where have I heard that before?
Oh. 
Silly.
You don't have to aspire to be everyone you like on telly, anyway. I just like the way she makes clothes look.
I couldn't do that if I tried, so she's not aspirational.
Well you know what I mean!
Well, obviously you don't. But, yeah, anyway.
I just want to be anyone else, I think!
S'why I said silly.
Ah. Well, there I go, proving that I am by not entirely understanding your post. Woo hoo!
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:08 AM BSTEveryone knows no men fancy SJP.
She's there for us.
SJP? S? J?? P???
I think I'm going to be sick.
Actually, somebody could start a SJP v EJP thread?
v Eternal Darkness.
Quote: Huge Bear @ August 13 2008, 2:09 AM BSTSJP? S? J?? P???
I think I'm going to be sick.
Actually, somebody could start a SJP v EJP thread?
Do initials sicken you HB?
Jane Espenson's blog is good for pointing out overused sitcom jokes.
She calls them 'clams' I don't know why... she loves her cutesy food metaphors.
http://www.janeespenson.com/archives/00000306.php